Welcome back to the Rolldown. With two events complete, Balancing and Halfpipe, we move to the first individual event of the competition, the Funnel Endurance. The question is, will it follow form? And of following form, will a third different team take gold, or will the O'rangers or Minty Maniacs
Well, we're still here, so that's nice.
We return to the Rolldown with the second event of the 2020 Marble League, the halfpipe! In our first event, it was the Minty Maniacs surprising us all by taking gold in their first event all the way back from the depths of the
Yes, we made it. We're not all dead yet and can experience the gravitas, the splendor, the magnificence that is the pinnacle of marble sports. Marble League 2020, from the Andromedome.
To lead it off, the opening ceremonies, with King Stardust, and the primary members of the JMR Staff and Committee
And just like that, with a quick turnaround, we're back. It's time for the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers, to fill out the full lineup for next week's championship. 20 teams will compete in four events, with the top 12 advancing to this year's big stage, Marble League 2020. Let's do
That's right, we've got a new column while there aren't any human sports, which at this rate won't be for a while as Arizona, Florida, and the rest of the South goes through its coronavirus wave. Y'all laughed and scoffed when New York got hit (because the American strain is
Good day, and welcome to possibly the first in an annual series. Or actually the second, since I panned the Jets' unis last year and this is along the same vein.
A whole bunch of teams changed their uniform layout this year, so it's only right that we go over them
I believe we have a winner.
58. “In honor of Veteran’s Day I’ve taken a shot of Bulleit and neglected to adequately provide mental health services to myself.” beats 59. “If Garrett had only hit a woman with that helmet he’d be back by Week 14.” 32-12
And there you have it. A champion
It comes down to this, a clichéd saying that means you don't have anything better to say. But I do!
It's been a rough month in the world. In short, it's all gone to hell, even if we're not all gonna die. We think. Unless you're a disciple of BOLTMAN. In
So we're finally here. The 2020 Banner Madness Penultimate Four. The four to make it, already champions in their own right to survive an impressive year of banners. Let's go through it all.
64. “Only thing wetter than this Ravens-Steelers game is my wife seeing the Witcher in the
Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has had some stories and adventures in his time. These are not all of those stories, and definitely not the more specific ones, due to at least a veil of anonymity and
In short: 'Tis a long one. Long, winding, a monthlong actually-occurring-in-March gauntlet. And after this four will remain. That's still kinda something. As for the possibilities:
In the BOLTMAN Region…
2. “These goal posts are taking it like an NFL girlfriend lately.” beats 51. “THIS JASON GARRETT, I CALL HIM HILLARY CLINTON BECAUSE
Holy hell, right? At the beginning of the month things were a bit tenuous, sure, but we didn't expect this. And believe it or not I've only seen one President Madagascar meme so far!
And then to further it, I fell asleep at a civilized time without actually writing this up