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Sexy Friday, Divisional Round edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - January 15, 2021January 14, 2021
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This is the weekend that Cinderella stories go to die. Traditionally. We'll see if this weekend is any different. Here is the schedule (all times Eastern) Congratulations to Doktor Zymm for guessing last week's hidden theme of songs performed by Shawn and Gus on Psych! For those of you prudes

Sexy Friday, Wild Card Bitches! edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - January 8, 2021January 3, 2021
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Yes, it's THAT weekend! You can already see that 2021 will be a LOT better than 2020 because we have ourselves 6 (SIX!) Wild Card games this weekend! And there are some very tasty matchups, as you can see below: Saturday 10:00 AM Pacific - Team Nipple at Team DickSaturday 1:40 PM Pacific

Sexy Friday, New Year’s Day! edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - January 1, 2021December 29, 2020
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It's a new year and we have a chance to start fresh! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdLuk2Agamk Shut up, U2. I know. Anyhoo, let's make the best of it, shall we? You all have outdone yourselves this last week with the pics. A hearty well done and "Keep up the good work!" I continue to

Sexy Friday, Christmas Day! edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 25, 2020December 23, 2020
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My original idea for this post was to have a special treat for you today. Instead of using the pictures you had submitted in the previous week, I was planning on providing an extra special Christmas present by giving you a themed set of pictures. However, Mr. Spur changed all

Sexy Friday, One Week Until Christmas! edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 18, 2020December 17, 2020
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While this year things will be a LOT different, there is something eternal about giving each other gifts and telling each other how much we care for each other. As you may or may not know, I am more of a glass half full and it's half full of something delicious

Sexy Friday, Have you done your Xmas shopping yet edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 11, 2020December 10, 2020
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Today is December 11, 2020, which means there are only 2 weeks until Christmas Day, which means you need to make sure you buy all the presents you need to buy like SOON. With all the lockdowns and restrictions, I don't think a last-minute trip to the mall is in store

Sexy Friday, It’s December! edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 4, 2020December 3, 2020
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Holy Moly how is it already December?!? It seems only yesterday that it was March and St. Patrick's Day parties got cancelled because of some weird disease coming from China. I remember people thinking and saying everything would be fine in a couple of weeks. Ah, good times. However,

Sexy Friday, Black Friday edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - November 27, 2020November 25, 2020
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If TWBS was still alive and still doing Sexy Friday, he'd be posting pictures of black girls today. At least I like to think he would. And he'd include a picture of Asia. And we'd all have a good laugh thinking about how he loved to pick

Sexy Friday, pre-American-Thanksgiving Day edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - November 20, 2020November 19, 2020
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Today we will NOT have pictures of girls dressed up as turkeys or pumpkins or anything like that. Thanks to Spur, we will have a very special Sexy Friday featuring plenty of meat. For those of you prudes that don't like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music

Sexy Friday, post-Veteran’s Day edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - November 13, 2020November 11, 2020
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Today is also Friday the 13th, which is great because we still have a lot of leftover Halloween girl pictures! Well, maybe not a LOT, but quite a few. Y'all did a great job over the last two weeks with teh sexy! Thanks to Spur, we will have a

Sexy Friday, post-election edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - November 6, 2020November 6, 2020
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I'm writing this on Thursday and we still don't have a winner declared. I'm pretty sure we won't have a winner declared at the time this post goes live. Even if we do, there are still a lot of legal hurdles that will need to be addressed and

Sexy Friday, Halloween 2020! edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - October 30, 2020October 30, 2020
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I said that this week I would post girls in Halloween costumes, but then I got to thinking and realized: Football gear is kindova costume!Swimsuits are kindova costume!You fuckers didn't post any pictures of hot girls in Halloween costumes last Friday. So, we're going to continue with the Top Twenty Five

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