You might not have noticed it, given that it wasn't broadcast on US teevee except en espanol (on TUDN, excellent as always), on a Wednesday afternoon. But the long and twisting road of David Moyes' (aka the Dour Scottish Cunt) managerial career hit its apex - West Ham, Champions of Europe. Third
Tag: Shempions League
PSG/Bayern – A Tale of Two…
Giant, prolapsed assholes. Sorry, we's not supposed to use swears in the title line. But yeah, these two plastic squadrons are expected to win their domestic leagues in their sleep. As such, Shempions League is their exclusive "dick measuring" domain, and one is about to go out before the Flacco Eight.
Shempions Sixteen – A Mini-Primer
With the long, cold, hopeless winter/spring/summer ahead of us, one clings to every scintilla of decency that one can. Which brings me to our intermittent, weekday afternoon treat - Shempions League knockout rounds. This began yesterday, with MmmmmmmBOP! cold-bloodedly assisinating the Real Cuntfaces of Madrid at the very death. A beautiful
Welcome to Everton, Arsenal
The Gang Defecates on a Super Corpse
As y'all may have heard...we had Lesser Footy WWIII this past week. Of course, there are still fixtures this morning (Hammers/Chelski being the highlight, spotlighted at 12:30 on Big Boy NBC)...but there's a turd in the punchbowl, over-powering the flavoUr. DFO's crack(head) team of Lesser enthusiasts tackle the big issues! Hippo
Trolling FOAR Auction League Owners Open Thread
Last Day of Lesser Flacco Eight Open Thread
Have you not been watching, on CBS All Access, pirate stream from Krygyzstan, and/or one of your teevee box's espanol channels? Boy howdy, has you been missing some good Shempions Sheeeeit. The headline story (and the only non-awesome match) was the wheels of the Barca jalopy coming...all...the...way...OFF. Think separation from the
Shempions League Takes Charge
Looking Forward to Shempions Entropy (and Other Lesser Matters)
The Athletic recently published a long-form discussion of how any of the participants (ok, maybe not the ones who dug deep holes before the 2nd leg of a tie got played - ie, Chelski) could win the abbreviated, neutral-as-WICHITA Shempions format. It got me (and the Clubhouse's other Lesser enthusiasts) thinking
