So I hope you all enjoyed Friday's changeup from #blaxthoughts. As you have all seen, I don't have much to add to this space and with DTZM still cracking down on the word counts, I figured Quotables Results is as good a spot as any to establish a sort of
SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch is...sticky.
BeerGuyRob: So today's the day, huh?
HoratioCornblower: What are you talking about? Is Geno Auriemma finally coming to visit?
BallsofSteelandFury: Didn't you read blax's Quotables submissions page this
Blowoff-No this is not a sexual term (in this context). The blowoff match is the end of an ongoing feud between two wrestlers, tag teams or factions. It clears the wrestlers to move onto their next feud.
Factions-This is a group of wrestlers united by a common theme or manager.
Look, am I having a Joe Flacco year here at Quotables? Yes. But, unlike Adam Gase, am I doing anything about it? Yes.
Tune in Friday to find out the Fresh New Taektm on Quotables!
Submissions are below.
Welcome back to another edition of Quotables where, unlike the NFL, we keep to a schedule. I'm not offering too much for you all on the text front today but that's no biggie. I'm gonna go ahead and drop in your Week 5 Quotables results below (submissions are here) and
I decided the whole Rhodes family would be too much, so I will just add glossary terms this week.
Dusty Rhodes was a wrestler and booker for many territories, including the WWE and WCW. He is Dustin and Cody's father. He was very good at creating storylines. He was very
Hi all! I’m waiting for my Southwest flight to finish boarding and forgot I owed you all Quotables today. I think my finger may have hit a formatting button? Yeah, I do the gifs Monday and the text Tuesday’s before posting. That’s how I create my art! Alright — so
Wife took off this morning for the weekend back in Arizona so that leaves me work plus Boiz Weekend 2020 II with blaxito. Our last weekend alone, I took him to see Elizabeth Warren speak at a high school here in town. Based on the results there, I will be
As promised, Unindicted Murderer Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Nancy Argentino's death (mostly from Wikipedia). My comments in italic.
On May 10, 1983, a few hours after wrestling at a WWF TV taping in Allentown, Pennsylvania, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka placed a call for an ambulance. When emergency personnel arrived at his hotel room, they
I had face cancer surgery yesterday so you're not going to get my shot of prideful wittiness today. Just your Week 4 Quotables submissions and the reminder that, just because I seem to be making through this minor case with full-on health insurance and competent medical experts, you can't worry
What can I say? Regardless of the reason, Big Dick Vic refusing to shake hands after TNF is very 2020. Goodness -- if you aren't going to stand for the National Anthem or shake hands after the game, let's just do BattleBots. Plus they're all a bunch of thugs except
Rowdy Roddy Piper:
I don't have any great personal stories about Roddy Piper. His heyday kind of came during a low point in my wrestling fandom. I had a lapse in interest between the rise of Hulk Hogan and the beginning of the Monday Night Wars. He was one of