It appears I have been doing this silly little column for 6 months. As I stated in the comments last week: "As the poster boy for not thinking I deserve to write for this site, you have my permission to write for this site". The content monster must be fed.
Did you all miss Wild Card Weekend Quotables? Yeah, that's right. I de-platformed the NFL for adding two unnecessary teams to the playoffs. You know what the NFL needs to do to make the game more interesting? Rip off that salary cap, let Elon buy the Chargers, and eliminate shoulder
Are you a toothless drunk named Gary? Do you like watching toothless ice football players? Do you like booze? Have we* got a rushed, poorly researched, barely thought about, quarter assed post for you. Get well soon BeerGuyRob
Here at DFO we quizzed the masses** and asked what drink would you
Hey all, I hope you're well or well as can be considering all the shit that going on ( pandemic, politics, vaccine roll out, whatever). In my corner of the world, it was announced today that as of 12:01 AM Thursday that the province of Ontario is under "stay-at-home" orders. Which
Good run with Quotables this season, all. Between losing our main joke-butts (fans at games) and dealing with the mental anguish that is the present day, I'd like to come down from my ivory tower for a moment and just pay my sincerest gratitude and express the great levels of
Hey all, hope you're well and sticking to whatever resolutions you made. I plan to start to eat less crap and just less in general. We also started a new budgeting thingy, so want to continue with that as well, with the hopes of someday retiring with moar than a
Below please find your Week 17 Quotables submissions.
Quiet week here from the peanut gallery. Guess you all really don't care all about Quotables Greatness which, like the Pro Bowl, is really a matter of being available and healthy enough to suit up than much of anything else (maybe name recognition?). Screw it, you're just gonna get clubbed
As of the publishing of this, I should be back-2-back fantasy football champion. So, I guess you could say 2020 has been alright.
::Checks that three-martini lunch tax break was included in Covid relief bill::
Yes, a good year indeed.
Anyways, this is the penultimate Quotables of the 2020 regular season. So, if
Merry Christmas to all! No, that's an overstatement. Seasons Greetings to all! Again, no. Greeting and salutations, readers?
Ugh -- just no spirit coming from me this year. BUT I did take care of your Quotables results below. And since this MAY be operating at your mid-day open thread, I'll do
Well, I made it into "Eventual Balls Thoughts" this week. This was the last check box on my bucket list. Raising a beautiful and brilliant daughter. Married to a wonderful woman. Two patents. Published industry standards for SAE and TMC-ATA. Designed missiles for the Army, hydraulics for the Navy. Electronics
I owe you (1) word count.
PS - Below are your Week 15 Quotables submissions.