INT. DIVE BAR, DECEMBER 1971 - NIGHT
A crowd of middle-aged men sit on stools in front of a long mahogany bar. A bartender stands placidly, occasionally moving to refill an empty mug from a series of taps featuring familiar American macrobrews. Behind the bar, a single television broadcasts Monday Night
Exterior, an old and rickety mansion. Cobwebs cling to crevices that cover creaking corners. Of course, the night is dark and stormy. Lightning cracks through the air, breaking through the darkness to reveal glimpses of prying eyes from fauna and who knows what else. On the front stoop, a slight
Rather than sign the best QB available, the Jags chose to go in a different direction and signed Landry Jones as Cody Kessler's backup.
Or, as a backup to Blake Bortles' backup, which is even funnier to think about.
It was a free agent signing, so all they
"Good morning, Huey Jackson, it's time to rise and grind."
The Devil's words come penetratin' into Hue's wrecked mind.
So Hue sets down Mike Brown's laundry, cause that's his job these days,
In addition to designin' passes for Andy Dalton to throw away.
"Wake up, Sunshine!" the Devil laughs. "It's time to break
The draft room in Phoenix was filled with the stale odor of cigarettes, Old Spice and cheap liquor, and when the time came to make the call to New York, there came through the room the additional smell of anticipation mixed with fear. Would they finally get it right
♫ Set to the music of “The Number of the Beast” from Iron Maiden ♫
GHOST OF JUNIOR SEAU:
Woe to you, oh Span-oiiii,
for the deal you made sends the beast with wrath,
Because he knows the time is nigh...
Let him who hath electric dance moves reckon the sound of the beast
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interior Vikings locker room fall 2017.
Case Keenum sits at his locker preparing for the 2017 season opener. Sam Bradford approaches.
Sam: "Hey Case! Whatup?"
Case: "Hey 'Hi-Beam' how you doing?"
Sam: "Feeling good, man. I'm ready for the season to start. I don't think I've ever felt healthier or more prepared
This is just a reminder that Halloween is only one week away, and with it, our annual collection of SPOOKY NFL STORIES! Here are some of the classics from previous years.
In 2015, the theme was "Spooky Texans Stories":
I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE by WCS
In the Dome of Dementia by Pickettscharge
Don't Turn on
It was the design of Sam Wyche and David Shula and Bruce Coslet to call on the Terrible Old Man. This old man dwells all alone in a very ancient house on Hawkins Ridge Lane, on a hill near the Ohio River, and is reputed to be both exceedingly rich
INT. A DARK ROOM - NIGHT
A large man sits in a dark room, in the center of a ring of burning candles. In his hands he holds an ornate puzzle box, which, once solved, can unleash arcane secrets and bestow mystical powers upon its possessor. . . . . .