Good morning*! I hope you all had a splendid weekend. Mine was pleasant enough - I built an outdoor cabinet in 90 degree heat and then went to a pair of barbecues. Thanks to them only having 1 beer** at the first and me not being able to FIND the
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Request Line: A Greening To Remember (Part 1)
Request Line: A Greening to Remember (Part 2)
INT. RADIO STATION LOBBY - EARLIER A man stands in front of the reception desk at KDFO, looking around blankly. A cheerful young receptionist is seated behind the desk, and she smiles at him. RECEPTIONIST: Can I help you? TRENT: I sure hope so. My name's Trent Green, former professional NFL quarterback. [flashes
Request Line: A Greening to Remember (Part 3)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - EARLIER A pair of radio professionals and a large piece of electronic equipment are gathered outside the recording booth, both of the humans sipping coffee as they chat aimlessly. CONNOR, THE INTERN: ...and you can't possibly get any more vanilla than that. But you've got berry, and... TRENT
Request Line: A Greening to Remember (Part 4)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY TRENT GREEN sits in front of a microphone, glancing around the room with some trepidation, taking in his surroundings. He reaches up, feeling a set of headphones covering his ears. He glances up to see the PRODUCER tapping on the glass of the studio window. PRODUCER: [through
Counterpoint: The National Football League Is Great, By Trent Green
Hello, I'm current National Football League commentator Trent Green, and I read the article on your site that said not to buy any National Football League merchandise or go to as many games and just watch it at home, and I couldn't disagree more. As part of the National Football
Trent Green Encounters a Mirror
[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room] Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana... HEY! Dana-nana... Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I haven't seen you around here before. How are you? I'm great, thanks for asking! [Trent smiles and waves at the mirror] Trent: Wow, you're really good at doing the same
How to Improve our Country – Part 1
I was reading Old School Zero's komment on the AFL Beat post about sports holidays and that gave me an idea. Consider this the first of an occasional series on how we can improve our country. Today, I present to you two revolutionary concepts: Concept the First: Stop naming schools after
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 3
I had a pretty good week! I'm healthy again, no ex-gf drama, and I even won some money playing poker! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The week started off late Thursday with a bit of a return to expected form in Collingwood's thrashing of St. Kilda. Not much was expected
