Place: Walking into the first terrace, through the gate of PurgatoryTime: About twenty seconds after the previous chapter
tWBS: So, I can't look back, huh? So what if I do this? (He looks back.)
Senor: Dude, n—
The two are seemingly teleported the several hundred feet back to where they started, the gate of
Through the climb of Ante-Purgatory, about five minutes after the last volume ended
TWBS: Hey, why'd you do that? We could have watched football and had beer and nachos with Gerry Ford!
Senor: As much fun as that would have been we have to move. I know, it's unfortunate, but we would've
Place: On the boat to the shores Purgatory
TWBS: So, what are they all singing? (As per last installment.)
Senor: In exitu Israel de Aegypto, "When Israel Came Out of Egypt." There's gonna be some Gregorian chants here, you've been warned.
TWBS: Well that sucks. That's shit music that died out centuries ago.
Previously, on The D of S:
Balls: So, listen. I've got a thing and (looks at bare wrist) will you look at the time! I'm running late! So, I guess I'll be seeing you.
TWBS: WHAT?? You're leaving me here? Alone?!?
Balls: Well, I'm a dick, but I'm not that big
Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell
Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him by the loudest ass hockey horn he's ever heard.
TWBS: Ok, so if they're not towers, what are they?
The duo continue walking and finally TWBS
Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that's not a British adjective it's literally a waterfall created out of a river of blood.
Time: About ten seconds after TWBS peeked over the waterfall and saw a nasty creature swimming up towards him and Balls.
TWBS: What the fuck
Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell.
Time: About twenty five seconds after Balls shot a finger gun into the air
TWBS and BALLS singing/yelling together: MY NECK! MY BACK! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK!
Place: Just inside the walls of the City of Dis
Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed the Mexican devil birds that scattered when the Angel in a pissy mood opened the gate.
TWBS: Why did you say WESTSIIIIIIIDE when we walked in?
BALLS: It's fun! You
Place: Just above the Fourth Circle of Hell
Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed Plutus, God of Wealth and Shitty Circle Guard.
TWBS has seen what seems to be millions and billions of souls deep in the middle of a large circular valley. They are
Place: Just inside the Third Circle of Hell
Time: About five minutes after BALLS carried TWBS out of the Second Circle of Hell.
TWBS slowly regains consciousness after having fainted.
TWBS: Whut, where am I?
BALLS: You are in the Third Circle of Hell.
TWBS: What happened?
BALLS: Despite me
Place: Just outside the Castle of Limbo
Time: A few minutes after TWBS and BALLS leave the Castle of Limbo.
TWBS and BALLS are walking away from the castle and down a dark slope
TWBS: So, he was an asshole, right?
BALLS: Listen, I'll grant you that I prefer Euclid,
Place: A dark forest
Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter's gates
TWBS and BALLS are walking along a path in the dark forest. BALLS is catching TWBS up on what's happened since he's... left.
TWBS: Wait, so Beastie started writing HRTN again?!?