A Bathroom Full of Secrets – Offseason Sunday Open Thread

Don T - June 11, 2023June 11, 2023

I am still shaken over a couple of things about the indictment against Trump for keeping, stealing, and hiding intelligence documents on U.S. nukes and other countries' military capabilities. Although “hiding” might be giving too much credit to Trump. Those confidential papers were kept in open boxes stacked around a

Ted Talk: 17-Game NFL Regular Season

DFOing Good

Don T - March 31, 2021March 31, 2021

While taking a diversity webinar unmuted (Ed.’s Note: WHY?! ffs…), DFO was coerced into broadening its serial killer voices beyond Northern Ontario. Theodore J. Kaczynski killed three and injured 23, and is currently serving eight life sentences at the— Ted Kaczynski: Is it necessary to list my achievements? My ideas

Talking Pandemic – With Special Guest

Don T - March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

DFO talked to convicted murderer and anti-technology ideologue Theodore Ted Kaczynski about COVID-19. Commonly known as The Unabomber, Mr. Kach— Ted Kaczynski: Wait. Ideologue? Do not insult me. Door Flies Open: May I finish the voiceover? Ted Kaczynski: No. You told me this was a TED talk. Door Flies Open: Via giphy.com Ted Kaczynski: Yesterday a

NFL Week 1 Bettors’ Guide

Don T - September 7, 2017March 25, 2020

Ted Kaczynski: Gambling is the prime dehumanizer of the monetary system! I will NOT-- Door Flies Open: SHHH! Let me do the intro. [clears throat] I’m on Skype with the most notorious inmate of the Colorado Supermax. He's the only PhD on this site to have 100% accuracy predicting NFL games. Ted

The Unabomber Sends His Thoughts on Super Bowl L

Don T - February 1, 2016February 1, 2016

Dear Editor: Ted asked me to politely request that you publish his thoughts on Super Bowl L. I'm sure you'll agree that his "Takes" are very, very unique. Personally, I admire your “open-door” policy on diverse opinions. Might I suggest that you transcribe the screed as-is? Mr. Kaczynski is very particular about edits and suggestions.