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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
Sorry I’m late with this, hoped I’d have it up by their first game. Anyway, here are my thoughts on the Turkish team aka the Crescent-Stars, ranked 18th in the FIFA rankings and playing Croatia (lost 1-0), Spain, and the Czech Republic in Group D:
Fuck ’em.
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Man, do teh Irish crowd look Drunk. As. Fuck.
TWO Evertonian starters, BTW. Seamus Coleman at RB, James McCarthy on the right in midfield. But GO SWEDEN (uff da??) because I have them in the pool.
Wow. Next thing we’ll see is the Italian crowd with big noses.
Finally, a soccer related post that makes 100% sense to me.
“Fuck a you, turkey!”
– Senor Weaselo
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“Seconded!!”
-Armenians
I was going to add “Senor Weaselo is partially of Armenian heritage,” but I figured brevity is wit.
Do you know Kim?
Spain and teh Czechs are in Turkey’s group, so this is still timely and relevant in my hungover view. Huzzah FOAR Senor Weaselo!!
FUN FACT: The Armenian Genocide directly lead to the Kardashians becoming A Thing. Not joking.
Istanbul is the greatest city to visit on planet earth. I was there during their 08 Euro run and it was such a fun party city. I highly recommend you go there. Of course, the rich history and their locations are all within short walking distance of each other, which is quite nice.
Also, they have very attractive women
But certainly a delight.
HNNNNNNNGH!
Have we just spotted an elusive belly dancer fetish?
I gotta say, I fucking LOVE the tags for this post!
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