Your “Quick Turnaround” SNF Open Thread

We’re almost there, another Sunday in the books.  I hate this as much as you guys do, but the shitty week’s finish line is in sight.

But first we gotta get past this one tonight.

No, those aren’t my words.  That’s what I would expect to be overheard in the Gigantes’ locker room right about now.  Probably the front office, as well.

But take heart Giants, there’s always a chance to turn it around.

But probably not this week.  Sorry guys.

NYG @ Denver – 8:30pm – NBC

Injuries and record don’t affect Giants’ confidence (Giants.com)

Well, it should.

Already behind the 8 ball with an 0-5 start, the Giants’ injuries on both sides of the ball have piled up.  Among others, WRs OBJ, Dwayne Harris, Brandon Marshall and Sterling Shepard….all out.  And the bodies they replace them with will be facing the Donks’ top ranked defensive unit.  Sad Eli is sad.

They’ve also got plenty of wounded out on the defensive side of the ball.  As well as as the suspension of CB Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie (hide the furniture!!!!).

So I’m happy for the Giants that they are still able to at least lie about being so confident.  That’s commitment.

The Donks’ Trevor Siemian hasn’t exactly been tearing it up thru the air so far (though he’s had his moments), but that could change tonight against the Gigantes’ patchwork depth chart.  And even if it doesn’t, the Donks still should be able to run the ball, control the clock, and win this one without too much sweat.

But I think Siemian will use this opportunity as a springboard, at least for this week.

The Line : Donks -13.0, o/u 38

Take the Donks, give the points.

But don’t go anywhere near that o/u.  Not this week.

Here’s your scores from earlier today if you missed them.

Pssssst….There’s Also Baseball Tonight

  • Game Two | CHC @ LAD – 7:30pmEDT – TV: TBS (Dodgers 1-0 )

 

OK guys….here’s the playcall…

Drink on three….ready…..BREAK!!!!!

 

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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King Hippo

Can we not just quit already?

Spur

Was that Stabbing Westward?! On NBC?

Col. Duke LaCross

I believe so. That’s up there with MNF playing Ghost for bumper music last year.

Wish they’d bring that back.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I think that’s not even the first time ever, have heard on previous broadcasts.

Brocky

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WORST. DROPKICK. EVER.

Gratliff

If that’s Steve Williams, there’s a good chance he paid for that failure

Brocky

Dude, if you’ve never read about erik watts before, you need to, one of the world’s best bad wrestlers. It’s not even funny how hard he was pushed.

Gratliff

Holy fuck. He was in there with Sting, Liger, and Williams. He should’ve been carried off in a box.

Brocky

Could have been a decent midcarder, but not entirely unlike Roman reigns, he was green as gooseshit, and who he was related too played too large a Role in his booking.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Why the long face, Mr. Elway?

Spur

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Gratliff

One of the great instant laugh gifs on the Internet

herodotus450

So trump supports this but not the nfl?

Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

I don’t remember any rasslin’ past the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express

Gratliff

They’re literally still wrestling

Spur

I watched this live with my dad and sister.
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Duchess

Wrestling was better when the wrestlers took so many bumps and drugs that they risked death and becoming brain dead homicidal maniacs.

WCS

TRUE WCS FACT: I was there, with my little brother, and my dad. My dad took my brother to the concourse after this, because the old man legitimately thought he just saw someone die again. He let me stay, because I think he doesn’t really care about my mental health.

Gratliff

Pssh. That wasn’t even the scariest part

Brocky

…so you saw Foley fall through the cell?

WCS

And Undertaker break his ankle dropping down, the tacks… It was AWESOME.

Duchess

I remember Foley had to set the record straight that it was his tooth stuck in his beard and not a booger

Spur

So your dad was ok with you seeing the dead body?

WCS

He’s a military man, and said I was old enough (I was 15).

King Hippo

well ain’t that just precious

Brocky

Playoff baseball, still boring enough to turn into a wrestling gif fest.

Captain insano shows no mercy

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Gratliff

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King Hippo

if I could actually get some goddamned heroin right now, I would completely do it.

/snorted, I’m not some animal smh

Col. Duke LaCross

Denver has its own Beasley?

Spur

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King Hippo

put Brock Lobster in, make him play TE if we are going all murder ball

Gratliff

This thread needs more Toru Yano

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King Hippo

oh great, you killed Manny Sanders too, dumb fuck

King Hippo
Brocky

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Spur

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JustStopDude

I think that field goal attempt is on par with what I could have done.

Well that and shear my groin in the process…

LemonJello

SHAN’KHLOR is really in a mood tonight.

Horatio Cornblower

Today is the day the Giants became President…

Spur

There was that 4-5 year period when EVERYONE watched wrestling. Good times.
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Gratliff

It had its downsides
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Brocky

It had a shit ton of downsides.

Nostalgia is a powerful thing

Duchess

Nostalgia is delicate but potent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRDUFpsHus

WCS

Except X-Pac.

Gratliff

Funny story, X-Pac was awful, but ended up being a decent human being once he stopped doing ALL the drugs. He’s also shockingly probably the most likely to not embarrass himself at a current show.

Brocky

I liked xpac when he seemed to be the only decent cruiserweight wwe had

Gratliff

Those boys down there choppy choppying Val’s pee pee were in some fucking hot fire multiman tags in ECW before Vince snatched them up. He ruined so many good things.

JustStopDude

It is hilarious to see him in the old Texas promotion from back when he started. He looks like he was 90 pounds soaking weight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZrp6wW8c3Q

Brocky

Holy shit what a weak drop kick

Gratliff

Very subtle dragon screw arm whip in the backfield

King Hippo

next week, boycott SNF

Brocky

Even though the score is tied, it feels like the cubs are losing.

God this describes Chicago sports in the last 30 years so well

Spur

the big guy with the bat needs to hit the ball far.

Spur

a Weinstein joke?

Spur

‘Meme when Tiki Barber and Ron Dayne tried to market themselves as Thunder and Lightening?

WCS

I MEMBAH

Shogun Marcus

Ron doesn’t, Tiki wishes you would stop, and Ronde hopes you never let Tiki forget.

WCS

The Giants have absolutely no plans to let anyone finish this season healthy.

Duchess

So will the Rog ask GB to sign Kaep to kill the collusion grievance?

Spur

The Browns, that will show him not to get uppity.

King Hippo

methinks GB wants to, let’s see if it gets past Shield legal team

WCS

My God, the reaction from “the owners” would create enough taeks to fill Lake Superior.

Duchess

yeah but I don’t think they want collusion precedence started

Shogun Marcus

The ones that genuinely believe they own anything (maga) “quit watching” when Aaron went rogue. So no big deal.

LemonJello

Imaginary Internet Friends! I must have passed through one of Frau Doktor Zymm’s trans-dimensional portals since I’m now in a world where the shitty-ass Giants are beating the Donk’s like one of AP’s kids.

Redshirt

That’s right?! The Giants lost their entire receiving corps last game. How are they doing this?!

Spur

Eli made new friends at summer camp.

Spur

Will we ever see a dual sport player again? A Bo or Deion?

herodotus450

Does soccer and Starbucks count?

King Hippo

certainly not like Bo

herodotus450

So, no mo Bo?

technodanvan

I kind of want to see some punter moonlight as a NASCAR driver.

Would that count?

WCS

I’m still convinced Lebron could walk on to the Browns, and be their best player right now.

Redshirt

We could probably beat the Browns right now.

Redshirt

I think so. We won’t have another Bo (God broke the mold because He was afraid an army of Bos would take over), but I can see a Deion.

Brocky

Shaq and wrestling?

If he ever does get in shape

Duchess

Teebo with Canadian football and minor league baseball!

Redshirt

I’m like the Broncos in their blue jerseys. I’m going to miss them after they burn them after this game.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well I should not have checked the AFC standings to see what kind of shape the Raiders are in now. They are only ahead only ahead of one team.

WCS

They’re going as the 2009 Raiders for Halloween.

Spur

So the Puerto Rican throws the ball to the Cuban with the bat. The Cuban then hits the ball to the Venezuelan in the outfield while the white guy adjusts his cup. This sport is GREAT!

technodanvan

What is that, cricket?

Brocky

Needs more Indians for cricket

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“What is that sound, crickets?”

– Security at a Chargers game, hearing the silence broken.

Redshirt

Kaep’s last straw was the Titans signing Weedon? Sounds right.

technodanvan

I know I’ve never played QB at any level ever, but I’m a little irked the Titans didn’t contact me either.

Spur

that would be mine.

Brocky

Since we’re doing people’s elbow gifs, I have an honorable mention

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Redshirt

That’s the honorable mention but here’s the winner:
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Brocky

Yeah, but gratliff already posted that….

Redshirt

Oh, good. If this was missed, then what are we doing here?

Senor Weaselo

How does The Undertaker not break character during that sequence?

Redshirt

He’s that good. He didn’t break character when he was on fire. He only broke character after his last match and that was only for a few seconds to hug his wife and daughter.

Brocky

He’s just a pretty good actor, considering all of the goofy storylines he’s had over the years.

IIRC the people’s elbow started as a prank by the rock to make him break character

JustStopDude

$15.2 million…

The Browns are paying Brock over fifteen million fucking dollars to suck on the field for the fucking Broncos.

But god forbid Kaep gets a starting job.

herodotus450

Maybe it’s all part of their plan! Disperse enough crappy qbs aorund the league to make themselves competitive by comparison.

Spur

Is Paxton Lynch still on the team?

technodanvan

Does anyone else have a problem pronouncing “Siemian”? It always looks like Semenian to me.

Spur

Do I dare watch some baseball?

scotchnaut

I guess I can go to bed now, secure in the knowledge that the Giants have this one in the bag.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When you talked about “having one in the bag” I thought you were talking about Nate Solder.

Brocky

…….que?

Brocky

Too many Twinkies. Eli looks fat as hell

WCS

He’s going as Jared Lorenzen for Halloween.

Redshirt

Well let see the score of the SNF game…

What the hell happened?!

WCS

Hippo is filling his bathtub with ammonia and bleach. Moose might have already jumped in front of a bus.

Redshirt

Damn. I go on the Xbox for two hours and everything’s gone to shit.

Spur

With a similar shoulder injury is Siemian going to get sucked off like Rodgers?

Brocky

Osweileer is a shame to every one who uses “brock” in their name

IronAvenger6491

*Bork Laser nods*

Gratliff

That nod cost Vince McMahon $45,000

IronAvenger6491

Man, i can not wait to see what Circus the Giants roll out for the 2nd half.

King Hippo

ok, who’s gonna hook me up with some legit Black Tar?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

#TARPIT