So these are all late and, while I could sit here and get all into the nitty gritty about my Vegasin’ and why I didn’t get the results up last week, let’s just call it like it is: you don’t care about my personal life and I don’t care to share much about my personal life. I mean, who am I, Roy Moore?

No — no, I am not Roy Moore.

Seriously though, this was an outstanding week of submissions and, to the extent that I waited until the last minute to build the results (on the hope that more submissions would roll through) I do regret setting the stage for this delay. The NFL may deliver a garbage product; the Commentist Party does not. Anyways, that’s all that.

Submission here, results below.