So these are all late and, while I could sit here and get all into the nitty gritty about my Vegasin’ and why I didn’t get the results up last week, let’s just call it like it is: you don’t care about my personal life and I don’t care to share much about my personal life. I mean, who am I, Roy Moore?
No — no, I am not Roy Moore.
Seriously though, this was an outstanding week of submissions and, to the extent that I waited until the last minute to build the results (on the hope that more submissions would roll through) I do regret setting the stage for this delay. The NFL may deliver a garbage product; the Commentist Party does not. Anyways, that’s all that.
“The BART police are interesting in trading for Linval Joseph after that shot on a Grant.” -nomonkeyfun“Uh, yeah, Detective? You can come on back to the station; we found out what happened to the rest of Foerster’s coke.” -Horatio Cornblower“Still gentler than the shove out the door that the Texans and Browns gave him.” -ArmedandHammered“Sorry, Phil, but since BOLTMAN has stopped threatening to purée my children, I can’t justify giving you that call anymore.” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers“Good to see Kellen Winslow getting another shot at the league.” -JerBear50“Personally, I found the Bills’ salute to Eric Garland a bit tacky.” -SonOfSpam“I haven’t seen a twenty target a seven like that since Roy Moore was in college.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly“Milks misshapen cow.” -Game Time Decision
Rog: So then none of you hire him. White people won’t complain about it. It’s not like he was dog fighting or anything.
Blank: Thanks for saving my ass on that one. I was just getting too many of those people coming to home games. Now, Matty Ice, that’s an image you can build a wholesome franchise around.
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