NFL Assistant Coaches: Pictorial Omnibus, Part Seven

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In our continuing series portraying the vagaries of life as an NFL assistant coach, I am honored to present our latest installation of photographs that will hopefully open up a new perspective on this demanding and captivating profession.

 

 

Dean Pees

 

 

Dean Pees Standing Up

 

Dean Pees Sitting Down

 

Dean Pees While Talking On His Headset

 

Dean Pees While Looking Out The Corner Of His Eye At Someone On His Left

 

Dean Pees With One Hand Behind His Back

 

Dean Pees Next To Chick Pagano With A Ball In His Hands

 

Dean Pees With A Hand On Ed Reed’s Shoulder And With Jimmy Smith Bending Over In Front Of Him With His Mouth Open

 

Dean Pees Playing With His Two Balls

 

(This picture showed up in a Dean Pees image search.)

 

We sincerely hope you have enjoyed our presentation, and please look for our next photographic essay featuring former baseball coach Dick Pole. Thank you and God Bless America.

 

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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It’s SonOfSpam’s world, and we’re all just peeing in it.

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Unsurprised

Dean Pees on it.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

I enjoyed this and look forward to your photojournal on Royals first base coach Rusty Kuntz.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was hoping for: Dean Pees on a bed that Obama slept in.

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litre_cola

This made my day. Thank you.

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King Hippo

what about Ninja, Pees?

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Warthog

Not pictured: Dean Pees in a pot, nine days old.

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Unsurprised

This was a rollercoaster of emotion. I laughed. I cried. I peed a little.

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Unsurprised

I should’ve said “Some Pees were released.”

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ArmedandHammered

Thank you for this, it is awesome!

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Brick Meathook

AWESOME!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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LemonJello

Will there be a future installment focusing on NASCAR legend Dick Trickle?

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I love you.

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