Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Techniques! We Got ’em!

Good morning folks and Happy Oscars day.

Make it Snow will be along a little later to get you geared up for DFOs annual Oscar coverage fiesta.

I thought I would try something a little bit different today. Rather than give you a recipe verbatim I thought I would give you a couple of universal cooking truths and techniques. Wasn’t that thoughtful of me? Actually not at all, I just really wanted a pan seared steak and a baked potato.

Then it dawned on me that I could use this moment as a cooking lesson. Yeah, that’s it! Then the more I thought of it the more I realized that there really are some good teaching points to be had from something as simple as a seared steak and a baked potato. We can discuss proper prep, proper utensils, cooking temps and the like.

Sounds good?

Let’s get a look at that banner image real quick.

Two quick things to point out: obviously that’s a cast iron skillet in use and just as obvious is the sexy fucking sear on those two slabs of protein. That’s a boneless rib eye steak and a bone-in sirloin pork chop in case you’re curious.

What if we had used a standard non-stick skillet for the preparation instead of a pre-heated cast iron skillet? Let’s take a look.

While producing a delicious tasting chop, it just doesn’t deliver the sexy sear action that the cast iron skillet does. However! It does have other benefits that we will discuss in a moment.

First of all…

THIS IS MY CAST IRON SKILLET, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY SKILLET IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY COOKING LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME IT IS USELESS, WITHOUT MY CAST IRON SKILLET MY COOKING WILL SUCK.

Sorry to get all “Full Metal Jacket” on you but goddamn do I love this skillet. That’s a 12″ cast iron skillet that I purchased about 20 years ago from these guys.

Lodge Manufacturing makes rock solid and reasonably affordable cast iron products. This one retails for about 40 bucks not including tax and shipping and holy good God do you want to try and get free shipping because this motherfucker is heavy as FUCK! Your UPS guy will hate you when he delivers it. Seriously you could skip a gym membership and just do curls with this bad boy. Then again you’ll need a gym membership to be able to lift this thing with one hand.

I’ve used this skillet for many previous episodes of Sunday Gravy and I wanted to share a passage from this post where I made corned beef hash.

“Basically the best way to build the proper crust is to cook this in cast iron. Now, can you use a non cast iron or non-stick pan? Of course you can but you may miss out on the beauty of a properly cooked crust though. One quick aside: I mentioned earlier that I had help cleaning the after dinner dishes but NOBODY touches my cast iron skillet but me. I’ve spent years seasoning this thing and that can be undone in a minute if somebody tries to soak this or use dish soap. I clean and treat this bad boy myself. It will be a chore to clean after this dish but it’s worth it.”

When I decided I wanted to cook a steak and baked potato the first thing to dictate cooking conditions was the weather.

/checks temperature – about 45 degrees and windy.

Fuck that! We’re cooking indoors. Second thing to dictate was the food I was cooking. Again cooking a rib eye in that non-stick pan would definitely produce a tasty product but it wouldn’t be near as tasty as cooking in cast iron nor would it be quite as aesthetically appealing.

Again here are the pork chops in the non stick pan:

This is after flipping the chops over by the way.

Now here is the rib eye in the cast iron.

Here endeth the lesson on cast iron.

Let’s back up a bit and talk about how this steak got to be the sexy as fuck sizzling in it’s own juices bad ass motherfucker that it is.

First big key to cooking a steak or hell any damn piece of meat is to let it come to room temperature prior to cooking.

Notice that I brined the pork chops in the standard cup of boiling water, 3 tablespoons of salt added, dump into two additional cups of cold water along with some peppercorns, bay leaves and crushed garlic type brine that we’ve used before. The rib eye didn’t need a brine.

The reason for reaching room temperature before cooking is to have a consistent cook throughout the meat. You don’t want to have cold spots impacting the desired doneness here. The chops just needed to be drained, thoroughly dried, patted with a paper towel and add a grind of black pepper. For the rib eye, give a liberal coating of salt and pepper.

First we are going to prep the skillet for cooking/searing.

You remember those baked potatoes I discussed earlier? Fuck it let’s go ahead and cover the basics for those potatoes.

Get one good sized russet potato per person.

Rinse these in cold water and scrub thoroughly to remove the dirt. Your basic standard middle-of-the-road steakhouse baked potato can be simply pierced with the tines of a fork a few times, wrapped in foil and baked in a 350 degree oven for about 60-70 minutes and you’re good to go. I prefer mine a little differently.

The one in the center is mine. After washing the potato I again pierce the skin by poking the potato with a fork. Then I rub a little olive oil over the potato to lightly coat. Next season with some kosher salt – the oil helps the salt stick to the potato skin – and then place directly on the oven rack to cook the same as the foil wrapped potatoes.

Baked potato perfection. Here’s an extreme and somewhat lurid closeup of the baked potato.

Sorry, I was fucking around with my camera settings. Salt, pepper, butter and freshly chopped chives – directly from my herb garden – is my potato pimping style but season as you like. Fuck it man, go crazy and add bacon bits and cheese and chorizo or… I’m not here to judge.

While the potatoes are in the oven take out your cast iron skillet, add just a tablespoon or so of cooking oil. I used peanut oil due to it’s high smoke point but canola oil will work too. Now we are going to preheat the skillet by placing inside the 350 degree heated oven right next to the baking potatoes. Fuck it, leave it in there for 20 minutes or so. We want to get this bastard SMOKING hot.

 

Carefully remove the skillet from the oven and place immediately over a medium/medium-high flame on the stove top. After a couple of minutes we will then add our seasoned steak and pork chop. Please note: turn on your oven fan and open a few windows because this shit will be getting smokey.

Leave these alone to cook undisturbed for 3 minutes. Set a timer and step back. Three minutes have passed and we will flip them over.

Cook for another 4 minutes.

At this point the chop should be pretty close to done. Remove it from the pan, leaving the rib eye steak in the pan and place the chop on a plate and cover in foil. It will rest for at least 5-7 minutes to finish the cooking process. When done?

Fuck yes!

Next we will be placing the cast iron skillet with the rib eye back into the still heated oven to cook for 3 minutes. Flip the steak and cook for an additional 3 minutes more. Remove from the pan, cover with foil and let rest for about 10 minutes to achieve full medium rare perfection. If you want medium doneness cook for 4 minutes per side then remove from the oven, cover and rest. If you want it cooked further than that maybe you should be hanging out with our Cheeto Dusted Chief in a steakhouse of his choosing because I don’t play that shit.

Serve the steak with the baked potato and maybe a nice glass of cabernet.

Here’s another extreme closeup.

Work with me here folks I’m still fucking with my food photo settings.

Delicious, simple, classic and indulgent.

For you keen eyed readers this is where I address the fact that yes, I did use two pans to cook today’s meal.

Here’s where you may be thinking, “You’ve been blowing all of this smoke up our ass about cast iron cooking. Why the fuck did you also use a non-stick skillet?”

Because, my foul-mouthed interloper I wanted to make a lovely mushroom, wine, garlic pan sauce to coat the seared meats with.

Why didn’t I just use the drippings from the cast iron skillet and make the sauce in that?

Class?

Shit yeah! Someone’s been paying attention!

Because cast iron is a “reactive” cooking vessel and the sauce we wanted to make contains wine, an acidic ingredient. Tomatoes also fall under the acidic category. Adding wine to a reactive pan can alter the flavor and appearance of the sauce and could potentially impact the “seasoning” that I’ve spent years working on that coats the surface of the cast iron skillet. I ain’t gonna fuck with the seasoning on the pan surface.

Hence: cooking some of the chops in a non-stick skillet.

Add the chops to the preheated non-stick pan with a tablespoon or two of olive oil.

Cook for 4 minutes over medium heat. Using a pair of tongs flip the chops over.

Look at the difference in the sear between these chops and the one cooked in cast iron.

Cook the chops another 4 minutes after the flip and then remove from the pan and cover with foil. They should rest for at least 5 minutes.

For the pan sauce I used about 3/4 cup of marsala wine. The very last of my marsala reserve. Remove the pan from the heat and deglaze the pan with the wine. Using a wooden spoon scrape up the browned bits. Return the pan to cook over a medium/medium-low flame. Next add in the garlic – about 3 cloves minced – also add 5 ounces of sliced mushrooms – shitake for this application – some salt, pepper and about 1/2 teaspoon of dried thyme. Add in 3 tablespoons of butter, one tablespoon at a time

and reduce by about half.

Serve the potato alongside the seared flesh of choice and top with a spoonful of the pan sauce. Serve with a slice of toasted bread – garlic bread works famously here – and a side salad and you have achieved near cooking immortality with minimal effort and a small number of ingredients. And you did it all indoors without needing a grill!

Let’s have a quick summary.

Sear your meats using a blazing hot cast iron skillet.

If making a wine or tomato based sauce use a non-reactive pan.

Baked potatoes are easy as fuck-all to make.

You don’t need a grill to be a steak making motherfucker just a really nice and well-seasoned cast iron skillet.

Thanks for reading folks.

Enjoy the Oscars.

Drink things!

Peace!

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Brick Meathook

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Spanky Datass

My dad has often told the stories of his selling cookware door to door while in college. Part of the pitch was to cook a steak he brought along in a very hot pan with oil. salt and pepper. Apparently he made enough $ to ask mom to marry him. He also says potatoes wrapped in foil are steamed not baked. COOL STORY BRO!!

Gratliff

Glad to see I was right about Petr Mrazek drastically underplaying after the third string goalie put up a few good games. All it’s gonna cost is a bunch of games coming down to the wire.

rockingdog

Found a food-related funny:

I will release this into the water system in 1 hour if my demands are not met.

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Brick Meathook

Outstanding post.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Debate currently raging in the car: is peanut butter sweet or savory?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’ve made a powerless enemy on this issue.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Your presumption here is inappropriate. Let Don T speak for himself if he has an opinion on this matter.

King Hippo

I vote “let it go”

litre_cola

Love my CIS not the commonwealth of independent states.

King Hippo

YAY, Fightin’ Falwells get they hearts ripped out at the buzzer.

Fronkenshteen

Are you betting on the Oscars?

King Hippo

ha, no. Even I have limits.

King Hippo

I could really, really use South Florida and East Carolina wins. YEAH, I am that low on the #Degenerate scale right now. The Bulls looking ok!

blaxabbath

One thing about Deandre Ayton: no small player has gone right at him and had success. Not once. I mean, there was a guy from UW – probably 6’10” and pretty agile PF type – who had some success against him a few plays. But guys like Tra Holder or Aaron Holiday are 0-fer when attaching Ayton.

It’s not really a big deal but, for example, Holder went at him along the baseline once and Ayton shut it down (which he’s supposed to do every time). But like, that shows his floor. He definitely gets in his own head and will miss assignments or take off defending when he thinks the play isn’t coming his way — but he’ll never lose a direct challenge.

Which is what any team facing ua needs to do in the tournament. If you want to go inside on Arizona, you need to run stunts that make Ayton/Ristic lose the lose their marks. Get a couple easy scores because Ayton lost his guy and then you MIGHT have success inside.

rockingdog

Question: Is there gonna be a DFO march madness bracket?

blaxabbath

I’d expect someone to fire that up

rockingdog

Cool Beans!

rockingdog

Chelsea got their shit pushed in by Man City. 1-0 I think Man City had a possession of like 80%!!

Fronkenshteen

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blaxabbath

The infamous “they are who we thought they were” presser came after a game in which Dennis Green’s Cardinals lost to a Bears squad that scored zero offensive touchdowns.

I think – it’s been a while.

King Hippo

Had moneys on you fuckers. Sorry.

blaxabbath

What’s with Shockers white boy with the one-sleeved undershirt?

King Hippo

probably AIDS

King Hippo

helluva game, though. Their last matchup was pretty sweet, too.

blaxabbath

THIS IS THE LONGEST FOUR MINUTES TO END A FIRST HALF EVER

blaxabbath

Oh it was second half.
That makes more sense.
I’m high.

Fronkenshteen

Ha! This killed me.

Romonobyl

So did you give your skillet a girl’s name?
I inherited mine from my Grandmother, who probably got it from hers. In other words, it’s old…like transcontinental railroad golden spike old. I’m not normally sentimental about cookware, but that’s going in my grave. I’ll occasionally use it to deep fry lumpia which keeps it nice and seasoned.

Good stuff as always, makes me want to do another Midweek Rations. Too bad I’m really slow at putting those together and time, as well as patience, is always a factor.

Gratliff

Not related to the food here, but finally getting around to trying to make a Greek hot dog sauce similar to the one made by Deer Head Hot Dogs in northern Delaware. The boy hasn’t been out to Delaware since he was 1, so I can’t wait for him to get all hyped for chili dogs just to learn in an extremely entertaining way that this sauce is primarily made of pepper and suffering.

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Fronkenshteen

The “reactive cooking vessel” tip is one of those things you’ve taught me which will probably stay with me forever, and will be passed on dozens of times. Cheers!

Unsurprised

Damn. I love this column.

rockingdog

Yummmmm Steak…… good stuff.
Found an SNL sports funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ4hBC_tAME

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Scenario: I have used my (ribbed for her pleasure) cast iron skillet to cook some hash. Now it has some starchy crud in between the ridges and a good bit of grease as well. What is the proper procedure for cleaning it?

herodotus450

An ordinary nylon dish brush usually works for me, and won’t hurt the cast iron. Or if you want to be wierd, you can dump a bunch of salt in the pan (like, 1/2 cup or more), and then kind’ve scrub and wipe using a paper towel. The salt is abrasive enough to clean and also seems to absorb water and/or fat left in the pan.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Or just a little water good?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So…water bad?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is there a line to eat at your place every week?

blaxabbath

Always good stuff, Yeah Right.

Hopefully this questions isn’t dumb: is there a deal with what type of utensils to use with CI? I always read to use plastic with non-stick b/c you don’t want to scrape off the coating. Any guidelines for the heavy pan?

I’ll take your response off the air.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

> I’ll take your response off the air.

THE HELL YOU WILL!

Senor Weaselo

-DJ 3000

theeWeeBabySeamus

Lovely work as always.

Re: Cast Iron Skillets….I own four. They are of varying personalities and sizes. They are very temperamental and get jealous of one another if I show one too much attention. Soooo….much like women, I guess.

In all seriousness…I just re-seasoned them this past week, so this was pretty cool timing on your part.