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We don’t normally celebrate individual wins here at doorfliesopen, but this is a special occasion, in that it has been more that 630 days since this last occurred. It may never happen again! So raise your glasses to the fine folks of Cleveland, may they enjoy this taste of happiness and savor it for as long as they can before the universe yanks it away again.
Browns Win! Browns Win! Browns Win!
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“It’s the Philly Special, Cleveland style!”
I don’t know what kind of sex move that is, but I know it’s far too depraved to even silently contemplate when in public.
“Cleveland, may they enjoy this taste of happiness and savor it for as long as they can before the universe yanks it away again.”
/Universe sets their river on fire and releases a plague of opossums.
“Giving the Universe credit for my dastardly plan? You’ve just made an enemy for life, Mr. Horatio Cornblower.”
-King Possum, Cleveland’s underworld boss
King Hippo’s cousin?
The fact that I have to listen the Maroon 5 at the #Browns first Super Bowl is fucking bullshit.
— Mike Polk Jr. (@mikepolkjr) September 21, 2018
why does he NAWT use #ThePauls??
I fucking slept through it.
Fucking figures…
[Ambien sales go up 800% in Northeastern Ohio]
Never again do we need to sing…
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2018/01/01/and-now-a-very-special-musical-number-to-celebrate-the-cleveland-browns/
Jimmy Halsam is ready to offer Hue Jackson a ten year, $125 million contract.
“He’s been the consistent coach our team deserves.”
Gov Koch Bros Ducey is being taken on by David Garcia. So they’re running an add with a woman who looks EXACTLY like this lady being like, “I’m afraid for my kids of David Garcia is elected.” Then they show some pictures of Garcia just standing there smiling. I mention to my wife, why don’t they use the old grainy photos here like for all other negative ads?
Then I realize they’re trying to make him look like a cartel guy. So vote Ducey because if a Mexican made his way past your hillbilly ass, it must be because he’s putting drugs on the streets.
Has hell Frozen over?
God: Wait for it…
Forfeited on account of Gordon pissing hot this week and not being taken off the roster.
And what are they in real games on Sundays? Not a depleted TNF game with minimal game plans.
I’m running out of mythology jokes for the bye post.
At the end of the game the stakes kept getting higher for the Browns to blow it in truly historical fashion. In the end, I am not sad that they won, because at least my Raiders will now be spared this indignity.
Row 3 in the Black Hole that game!
Can’t wait for Hue Jackson to watch the tape and decide Mayfield still isn’t ready and start Taylor again next week!
The most Brownsiest thing ever.
Due to the Jets, Cleveland has proven they’re not Detroit.
Also; due to no Jets, Cleveland has proven they’re not Manhattan.
“All the fish have AIDS” is the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland.
Their main export is crippling depression.
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