2018 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

Little housekeeping up front: while my Cam+Mccaffrey buoyed fantasy team is settling in for my throwaway week (don’t worry, this is the last I will talk of fantasy football here — I just like to mention my strategy because it was stupid, is stupid, and will be stupid post Panthers bye), I will be burning my free Southwest Airlines drink tickets while en route to Oakland for the Week 3 Browns at Raiders matchup. If I get some free time around the city, I am under the impression that there is plenty of fun stuff to do while I’m in, as the kids say, NorCal.

So, while you may get a Boots on the Ground: Black Hole Survivor Edition post from me, you will not be getting a Week 4 Quotables. But, trust me, I’m sure the brain trust at [DFO] will provide you all with a very qualified candidate to fill in and handle submissions right up until DTZM notices that said candidate’s objective performance is revealing the site to be nothing more than a bunch of drunks, liars, and sex criminals before reeling this professional back in as an attempt to further conceal the evidence of [DFO]’s capacity to serve as a justice of the United States Supreme Court.  Then Silldsey Grammons will throw a big huff and act like the [DFO] is entitled to being a Top 50,000 site on the interwebz.

But, you know what? That won’t be my problem because I will have been stabbed to death. And, for today, let’s just focus on this weeks wonderful commentist performances and bask in the warm glow of  YOUR 2018 Quotables Week 3 Results.