2018 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

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Midseason form all around. Granted, a few of you look a little more Josh Gordon with the Browns than Josh Gordon with the Patriots. But, then again, many others look more like Patr*ots OC Josh McDaniels as opposed to Head Coach Josh McDaniels. But that’s the NFL, babaaayyyyyyyyyy!

Submissions seemed a bit cramped and then I realized there was an extra entry in there this week. Hope it didn’t slow y’alls bandwidths down. Anyways, we could make small talk about this all day or we could just get on with it. So there you are: your Week 7 Quotables results.

“You can actually pinpoint the second his hope gets ripped in half. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now.” -Redshirt
“[Ref] Defense, number 52, roughing the passer, 15 yards penalty and automatic first down. [Clay Mathews] I’m not even there, wtf” -Game Time Decision
“These Eagles, I call them Centrist Democrats, because when their opponents go low, they go high (and get their asses handed to them).” -Downfield Matriculator
“People talk about how Andy Reid has taken Tyreek Hill under his wing and that the player is now like a son to his coach, but this is going too far.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“This is a guy who knows he’s about to get his ass kicked in the locker room.” -Brick Meathook
“ICE deported the rest of the Lucha Libre tour, but El Tigre Blanco was somehow left behind.” -Beerguyrob
“Gregory works on the burial grounds :: Makin’ his pennies from Snyder :: Ole Pappa JJ left a note on the door :: He said, MY BOY’S A STAR YEEHAW I’M CRAZY :: Hittin’ too hard can give him :: A head owie oh DAK ACK ACK DACK ACK ACK” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“I know he’s a kid and all, but travelling is still travelling.” -Sharkbait
“Nice to see [*Redacteds] FINALLY defending their home turf. (Lookin your way, Cherokee tear-trailers)” -SonOfSpam
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Game Time Decision

It always amazes me how y’all can make the funny

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ll repeat here, my Tyreek Hill comment was a reprise from a KSK Klassic regarding Dwayne Bowe; I do not know who was responsible for the original.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Still really funny in this incarnation. We appreciate credits and royalties, attributes, etc.

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ballsofsteelandfury

IT’S A BLAXXXY FRIDAY!!

/ Slightly nervous about Sexy Friday post now…

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Unsurprised

“ICE deported the rest of the Lucha Libre tour, but El Tigre Blanco was somehow left behind.” -Beerguyrob

I’m sure it had nothing to do with the blanco part.

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