2018 Quotables – DELAYED Week 14 (Results)

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Flashback to high school (college for the US readership contingent; middle school for our Asian readers) where you gotta take a Week 15 exam without even knowing how you did on Week 14. How do you know how much to study? How do you know what you don’t know? Alas, you still take the Week 15 exam and, while not feeling especially bullish about the prospects of the latest test, you feel like that delayed Week 14 score might buoy your Week 15 bomb.

Following me? Then let’s find out. Below are your Week 14 Quotables results!

“So when did Christian Laettner start coaching players in the NFL?” -ArmedandHammered
“I haven’t seen a group of bears trample somebody like that since the last time Cher tickets went on sale!” -LemonJello
“‘It’s not that I object to a four getting plowed, but…by a ninety six? No thanks.’ – Brad Childress” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“Fighting back in the War on Christmas will cost you $39.99 in parking.’ -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“‘Tampa Two’ is now the new name for a gay sex maneuver formerly known as the ‘Flying Dutchman’ — where one young Buccaneer leaps up and takes someone on the same team from behind. /have not checked Urban Dictionary yet” -Downfield Matriculator
“Seattle fans respond to the question of ‘Anybody still listening to Macklemore?’” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
“‘Hey, Akiem, you wanna see what rhymes with your alma mater?’” -nomonkeyfun
“This is still closer to making the tackle on the ball carrier than Gronk was.” -Game Time Decision
“Nice one but can he catch a battery?” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

 

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m starting to worry about my mental state when Blax and I are on the same page this much.

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nomonkeyfun

Apparently results delayed aren’t results denied.

“No one denies this!.”

/spits dip
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ballsofsteelandfury

LemonJello’s gets my vote for making me picture the Bear Trap from Bob’s Burgers.
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Stupid Sexy Bob

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Downfield Matriculator

Thanks for the results (and the credit!). I can cross that off my list of Festivus grievances for next week.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Lunchables on a Thursday? And a new mug? This is the best week ever!” – Eli Manning

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