Pre-NFL Draft DFO Draft – For Ole Times’ Sake

One of the very few rules we set up around here when DFO was created was that we would try to not copy or rehash posts that KSK made famous. For the most part, we’ve been pretty successful in forging our own path.

Heck, even former KSKers are copying our post ideas!

Thus, we’ve never really done the Drafts which used to be part of the KSK experience. Earlier this week, that all changed when Lemonjello came up with a BRILLIANT idea when I mentioned my future post-retirement career as a porn producer.

His idea:

BATTLE OF THE NETWORK PORN STARS

Awesome, right? Who doesn’t remember those epic shows pitting tv stars against tv stars for television network supremacy!

They would participate in various sporting events and the team with the most points at the end won Network glory.

Granted, we need to change things a bit since apparently only one company owns all the porn websites. Instead of networks, each team will do Battle for the pride of individual Commentists!

You bet your ass Team Balls is going to wipe the floor with the rest of you!

Here are the rules:

Each commentist will get their own team of five stars

There will be five competition events.

Each team shall consist of

• One Male star
• One Legend
• One Ethnic star
• One MILF, and
• One Wild Card (cannot be male)

The events will be

• 50 M kayak (one person event)
• 2 Feet Team Shooting (Hit the target with…you know. One person aims, one person pumps/primes, and the third “fires”. Target is two feet away from shooter.)
• Free Throw Contest (Done Thai-Ping-Pong-Show-Style. One person event)
• 400 M relay (4 person event)
• “Tug” of War (All team members compete)

You can pick one star at a time and must identify which events they will participate in and why they will kick ass in those events. You must wait until 10 people make their picks to pick again.

If you include a SFW pic or gif of your pick, you can pick again after only 5 people have picked.

Choose wisely and may the best team win!

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