Your “Gotta Watch Something” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

• The Patriots have signed another tight end / potential murderer by trading a 2020 7th-round pick to the Lions for Michael Roberts.
  • He has been oft-injured in his two years in Detroit, and no longer fit their plans.
    • Meaning the Pats will likely turn him into a league MVP.
• Nick Bosa says he’s fine; the Niners say he’s fine; all this press makes me think he’s not actually fine.
  • The strained hamstring that’s kept him out of OTAs is what’s fueling these rumours.
    • Along with hthe reticence to sign his rookie deal.
      • Is he holding out like his brother? Or are the Niners trying to insert injury language as an out?

What the fuck is my Facebook feed talking about?

If you only give me two options, Facebook, I can’t answer your question. Methinks this was a Russian bot trying to angry up my blood.

Tonight’s sports:

• CFL:
  • Roughriders at Tiger-Cats – 7:00PM | TSN3 / ESPN+
  • In response to Brick’s query from the CFL Beat, here is a link to ESPN’s 2019 CFL Broadcast schedule.
•  NBA:
  • Raptors at Warriors – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
• MLB:
  • Blue Jays at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • Tigers vs. Royals – 8:00PM | ESPN
  • Cubs at Dodgers – 10:00PM | Sportsnet360
• PGA:
  • U.S. Open first-round play – 7:30PM | FOX / TSN2

I am Jack’s broken remote, likely stuck on the Raptors game because there is no God.