2019 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)

This previously-recorded edition of Quotables results is available on tape-delay because I am using today (Friday) to travel to Huntington Beach for a work meeting.

So with over 100 comments — which is very possibly a new this-feature record — any late (Thursday at about noon or after) submissions may have just as easily been lost in the comment mania as simply being unnoticed by the judges altogether. So, as I like to say, there’s always competition for every submission here and, as is often the case, I am again confused as the gifs that I thought may be the hardest to work with actually gained the most traction in the comments. Guess that lack of understanding of the world around me is the unique qualifier to yell at the camera on ESPN a few times each week. Next week’s topic: why Mike Bidwill is a sorry excuse for a human being.

Oh! Word count! Don’t get discouraged and please enjoy your Week 1 Quotables results below. Submissions here.