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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
I’m flying back from Santa Fe as I write this. Neat place. I picked up a Savannah of the southwest vibe, personally. Nonetheless, I left without dropping $5k on turquoise jewelry or paintings of kachina dolls — so, in a sense, did I really visit Santa Fe? Trick question! It doesn’t matter.
Now, please enjoy your Week 4 Quotables results. Submissions available here.
If anyone knows how to hold on loosely, it’s Gardner Minshew.
I particularly like my own flair on this one:
What’s his stache reminds me of Ben Stiller every time he plays a movie villain.
Nice. Savannah was always one of my favourites too.
Rest in piss, Billy B.
I like the carrot cake one, but whyeagleswhy was pretty great on the choking one
Somehow, blaxabbath gets my humor. I did NOT think I’d get one, let alone two this week. (and I thought my best one was the joke on Tarik Cohen accidentally streaming Kyle Long’s naked body)
More importantly, I got your money transfer.
Take note, everyone else.
WhyEaglesWhy’s is my favorite this week.
Ditto, but I always love a .38 Special reference.
Yeah, that one was really good too.
that carrot cake had better have cream cheese icing or there’s going to be (more) trouble.
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