There are certain commentors here that are emotionally challenged, er, invested, I meant to say ‘invested’ in this game and they should be out in force tonight. Don’t forget to put on your kid gloves before engaging them-they’re in a vulnerable position right now what with everything on the line and all.
TO THE GAME!
Titans/Ravens:
-Rb Mark Ingram was ‘limited’ in practice late this week but he’ll play. Not sure how effective he’ll be. Maybe we’ll get a handful of Gus Edwards! That’s sticky.
-Speaking of running backs, there’s a broad-shouldered guy that has hoisted his team up there. Earlier in the year I pointed out that Oh Henry! wasn’t human and I stand by that observation. He’s got to do everything and a lot more in order to bulldoze his way to the W. There’s a real danger that the Ravens big, physical and aggressive D-line pushes Tennessee’s front backwards more often than not.
-I don’t think the Titans can win with Henry getting twice more yards on the ground than Tannyhill did through the air. There has to be a few long, successful deep shots to A.J. Brown in order for Baltimore to loosen up. I don’t think they’ll play the Belichick game of ‘let Henry get his and we’ll shut down everyone else’. They’ll get after it.
-The Ravens just have too much talent, right? That pass game that has to have an impact for the Titans meets up with two All Pros in Peters and Humphrey.
-Prediction Time. Henry finally succumbs but not before going out with a fight. Ravens 33 Tits 17.
Go Ahead. Make my night.
OU MAI GAAAAAAAA
TITS
Deal with it.
breebabydance
AKA bree_louisexoxo. “???,?’? ??? ???? ??? ???? ??? ℕ???? ?????? ????????”
SIX drops. No way that would happen if Lamar! was a real leader of men.
real leader of men
You do mean “White Guy,” right?
Jesus Christ, Hurst.
Never trust a ginger
Interesting timing on when that flag was thrown.
You know who is pissed about this outcome? Stringer Bell and Omar Little.
dammmmmnnnn, Strang….
Spoiler Alert:
Neither of them has any idea what’s going on.
Well, yeah. Omar is fucked up on the stuff, and Stringer is too busy studying for his law degree.
Exactly
I suspect that Bud Light Seltzer is what’s in the coolers in Hell’s Waiting Room.
Off-topic, but Mikalea (whatever, I’m sure I spelled it wrong), Shiffrin may be the most dominant athlete, of either sex, in any sport, ever.
In lieu of gloating, an earthquake meme
Ha, that’s good.
But you should gloat.
I am tired of all these creepy-assed yuuuuuuggggge fake smiles in every goddamned ad
I see Baltimore didn’t watch all those Chanel Preston videos I sent them, because they clearly don’t know how to stack the box.
You know what would turn this game around? Frank Reich.
I don’t know what Tannehill is crying about. A shot to the back of the head is just a “Baltimore hello.”
They keep talking about Henry being great, but on a lot of these runs, there aren’t even any Ravens defenders nearby until Henry’s a few yards downfield. I really want to know what the AYBC is for the Titans in this game.
Yeah, but Henry’s great though.
Just direct snap to El Tractoricito with a couple lead blocking full backs.
Who in their right mind would leave Hawaii for Baltimore? Even I wouldn’t do that and I was born there.
What’s the rationale for going for 2 there, beyond just being way behind?
As someone with the under 47.5 I appreciate whatever the fuck they were thinking.
LOL
28-6, down 22, they need 3 TDs and a 2-pointer at some point. Might as well do it early. Now they need 2 TDs and 2 2-pointers.
If they waited until the last TD and missed the 2-pointer then, they’d need another drive to make it back up.
Worked for the Pats against the Falcons a couple years ago in the SB.
You shut your whore mouth.
right, if gonna miss, do it now so you know you need a “makeup” conversion.
I guess then they’re down 14?
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2020/01/11/your-afc-divisional-round-playoff-game-open-thread/comment-page-5/#comment-737165
SUDDEN MINOR CHANGE!!!!
FOZZ REACTS REASONABLY
The video is much better: https://giant.gfycat.com/SimplisticAptGalapagospenguin.mp4
YES, you go for two now. Can make up a miss now, not later
Garbage-time down?
A “pseudo-hurry-up” is the excuse I used on the night of my senior prom.
I’m kidding of course.
I had no chance of getting laid the night of my senior prom.
Makes sense.
https://twitter.com/bwoceo/status/1216204112485928963
Someone tweet him our nickname?
What’s our nickname?
The world must know of El Tractorcito!
Remember being so fucking mad about that whole sequence because the girl nullified his mutant powers, but Juggernaut isn’t actually a mutant. His abilities all come from a magic crystal, except his resistance to psychic powers. That comes from his helmet. No, I didn’t get laid in high school. Why do you ask?
CHARLES NO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plQIf5fS8xw
I never saw X3, but I totally know what you’re talking about re: his powers. I also did not get laid in hs. Or college. Or law school.
He was cooler in Deadpool 2 as all-CGI.
Also, it’s funny because the other day someone joked about Ethan Suplee trying out for the Juggernaut after he posted this on his Instagram (he’s starting a new podcast). My brother used to workout with him and some ex-SEALs and shit in 2017 before everything went to shit for a while. But anyway, this is the fat guy from Mallrats and American History X now
Is he still one of those wack-job L Ron Hubbard Scientology guys? The fact that him and Jason Lee were both into that kind of ruined My Name is Earl for me. You guys are funny, but you are also fucking nuts. And I don’t mean that in a good way.
No idea.
still making them work for 3rd and 1
OK maybe I misspoke. If Lamar had tossed that one another few yards the back judge could have caught it.
Jeebus.
Lamar’s giving up and I expect the takes to not get a little bit racist over the next week
One of those people might be my father-in-law.
I know it’s not him, however, because this isn’t a discussion about NASCAR.
This amuses me, because in my 95% Southern extended family, only “Uncle Dan” from the Yinzer exurbs gives two shits about NASCAR.
That’s way too much maga for me! Thank God Svengoolie is almost on
I love it when the QB is the team’s rushing leader
I have some bad news about Neil Peart’s flag football team…
What a world. Tanny Fanny is going to cost Vrabel his penis.
Is this performance by Derrick Henry enough to get Trent Richardson into the Hall of Fame?
– Trent Green
I haven’t seen a bunch of birds get this fucked up since Making Dennis Reynolds a Murderer.
Well, this is over. Back to the Link’s Awakening run at AGDQ. I remember when every mp3 service had this fucking thing labeled as a System of a Down song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSUI0hNdRxo
That is a damn good game!
What’s a Defense?
Has this been what y’all been feeling when my AFC North team did good in the Regular Season only to shit the bed and roll around in it in the playoffs? This is fun!
Bring in Mariota!
— Chip Kelly
Sports TAEKS won’t get this right, but this defenestration is 90% Tits, just 10% (tops) on Lamar!
Lamar! Is not even doing that poorly, he’s the only bird out there really trying to make something happen
also the only one who doesn’t seem awestruck/in shock
You know who is coaching the Tits? A FUCKING NEW ENGLAND PATRIOT, that’s who.
You know, I will allow y’all this point of happiness.
How’s the Ravens totally planned come from behind victory going?
Somewhere, in a darkened corner of a mansion’s fourth bedroom, Bill Polian is furiously masturbating in advance of the accolades he believes he’s due for seeing Lamar Jackson for who he truly is.
The wind just picked up outside and the rain intensified to monsoon levels. That makes sense, Cleveland Browns fans are happy and the universe doesn’t quite know how to react.
Notorious Baltimorean checks in.
If by “notorious” you mean “greatest living”, then yes.
Greatest.
“Nothing fancy”, because when you’re 6’3″, 247 lbs and run like a gazelle there’s really no need to make things complicated by “cutting” or “getting out of the way” or “avoiding contact.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iOpUdsMeqM
No one wants to tackle Henry. It’s so pretty to watch.
he is a rampaging bull
I wonder if Fozz had the presence of mind to leave bail moneys with his most responsible spawn
His wife is not going to be happy when they all are in jail.
Ballmer cops don’t have a problem with bourble on the streets, as long as he can pass out in the backseat of someone’s car afterward he’ll be fine
Police cars are designed for back-seat passing-out.
Dang! It’s still the third quarter!
It might as well be the 4th. This game is over!
So…more or bigger riots in Balmer tonight?
Maybe in the suburbs
Fingertip interceptions are my single favorite thing in football
I really home the Tits aren’t peaking too soon
These Tits are real and they are perky.
my tits just keep getting bigger and better, so they’s HOPE
Sudden change!