NFL BRADY NOOZ!:
- It’s the Bucs.
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- Two years at $30 million per season.
- The Chargers lost out because Brady apparently wanted to stay on the east coast for
Giselefamily reasons. - The Onion, of course, has it all in perspective.
Bucs Sign Replacement-Level Veteran To Hold Down QB Position Until They Draft Starter https://t.co/45iJ7eze4O pic.twitter.com/qMK96XV2TQ
— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 18, 2020
- Just after he goes, his center has left for the Dolphins.
- Ted Karras goes for one year at $4.0 million.
- Karras is the second starting offensive lineman added by the Dolphins in free agency, joining Ereck Flowers, and also is the second former Patriot to join Miami along with linebacker Kyle Van Noy.
Other NFL News:
- Since the league year started at 4:00, here’s what I was able to find:
- Nick Foles was traded to the Bears for a draft pick.
- Continuing his spiral into Sam Bradford territory, Foles was exchanged for a fourth-round pick in the 2020 draft.
- He spent one year with the Jags, got paid $30.5 million, and leaves with an $18.75 million dead cap hit.
- Continuing his spiral into Sam Bradford territory, Foles was exchanged for a fourth-round pick in the 2020 draft.
- To roil Low Commander, the Chargers are looking at Cam Newton, since Marmalard went to the Colts.
- It buys them time to better develop Tyrod Taylor, or allows them to cut Taylor & draft a future Cam replacement.
- Bruce Irvin is going back to the Seahawks.
- He left for more money in 2015, and makes his way back after stops in Oakland, Atlanta, and Charlotte.
- Eli Apple to the Raiders.
- His third team in three years, after being drafted by the Giants in 2016 & traded to the Saints in 2018.
- Nick Foles was traded to the Bears for a draft pick.
Today’s internet good dog is courtesy the President of Ireland, who’s Bernese Mountain Dog “Brod” interrupted an International Women’s Day event to seek him out.
The *cuteness*. Irish President Michael D. Higgins’ Bermese mountain dog Bród comes to find him at an official event. pic.twitter.com/YXesDv50Fk
— Barry Malone (@malonebarry) March 7, 2020
For those of you not into dogs, may I offer you some pussy?
https://twitter.com/Playboy/status/1240093038325596161
Over the line? Possibly. Some quality wordplay? Yes.
Tonight’s sports:
- NFL:
- Free agency updates – NFLN; ESPN / TSN
- Wrasslin’:
- AEW Dynamite – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN2
- Their first COVID-impacted show.
- NXT – 8:00PM | USA
- Likely a clip show, given what’s happened on Raw & Smackdown.
- AEW Dynamite – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN2
- Classic MLB Baseball: ESPN Classic
- From 1984: San Diego at Chicago Cubs
- 8:00 PM | Game 1 of the NL Championship Series.
- 10:00 PM | Game 4 of the NL Championship Series.
- From 1987: St. Louis at Minnesota
- 12:00 AM | Game 6 of the World Series.
- 2:00AM | Game 7 of the World Series.
- From 1984: San Diego at Chicago Cubs
Tonight’s …entertainment?:
- Lego Masters – 9:01 PM | FOX
- The remaining contestants are given the opportunity to showcase their creativity when they are tasked with interpreting a story that is read aloud from a book selected just for this competition.
- America’s Top Dog – 9:00 PM | A&E
- Six winning K9’s and one champion underdog battle it out for 25K and the bragging rights for the ultimate title of America’s Top Dog.
- It’s like “American Ninja Warrior” for police & search dogs.
- Six winning K9’s and one champion underdog battle it out for 25K and the bragging rights for the ultimate title of America’s Top Dog.
So far, aside from closed borders & the melted value of the Canadian dollar, World War III seems to be progressing nicely on the home front.
I wrote a rap song.
My first ever.
Everyday I’m surrounded by virus
Only one way to keep it outside us,
I’m wearing gloves.
[Deep bass]
I’m wearing gloves.
Covid-19 gonna threaten us only way to stop infecting us
I’m wearing gloves
[Deep bass]
I’m wearing gloves.
[Record scratch]
Motherfuckers hoarding toilet paper and grabbing all the chicken like a toilet paper raper.
I’m wearing gloves.
I’m wearing gloves.
Coughing up in my shit like a self entitled tyrant.
Spewing up that virus like a motherfucking fire hydrant.
I’m wearing gloves.
[Bass line]
Looking out for their selves instead of sharing it
acting like kids instead of the way their parents did.
I’m wearing gloves.
I’m wearing gloves.
If you have a second verse contact my agent
instead of walking round and just spraying it.
I’m wearing gloves.
That’s all I’ve got.
I’m painfully white.
Condom and a rubber-band.
Related to a conversation from the previous Thread. Landlords gonna landlord.
https://twitter.com/nintendoesnt/status/1240481091057790977
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETcS-RWWsAE0Q8B?format=jpg&name=large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETcX9gnWkAAJpv4?format=jpg&name=large
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nwptyj9Ec8
Re: twitter video
All brits laugh the same.
King Hippo cooking again?
In for a penny, in for a pound…
On and off for the past several years, Queen guitarist (Brian May) and drummer (Roger Taylor) have been trying. Bassist John Deacon more or less gave up music when Freddie dieded.
But who would be a better replacement for him, both vocally and…. ummmm…otherwise… Than Adam Lambert?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdEe68SR-uY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw0MCfiyiI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJCVKOcEqnk
It’s going to be a big wet snow storm tonight here.
Well, something is gonna be wet. The night is still young. Let’s find out together, shall we?
That knee mole is a deal breaker.
Sure… sure….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOrADSEKb_k
tWBS is about to get “Duded”.
Doesn’t care….
(realizes SoS is out tonight so far, might be safe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_9hfHvQSNo
Tell me all yer politics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEoCXv1fM-Y
Now I want to have a hamburger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULVvENxc4HU
I just got permanently banned from the politics subreddit for advocating that Q-anon followers should protect themselves from coronavirus by drinking bleach.
You’re starting to worry me.
Because he’s being too moderate?
Spot the lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljvhYweP4-0
Hey lizard peeps, how can I get out of the “moderation zone”? I’ve been posting for years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ-w0TAE-mQ
Post more anime porn.
But no spanking.
Well, let’s not rule anything out.
Should be good now. Don’t take it personally, it’s random.
Just weird to me that it happened now. Thank you tWBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loPojPH68IA
No worries my friend. As I said, the system randomly puts some comments in moderation. I honestly can’t tell you exactly why. It’s easy to go in and “approve” them if one of us is around. Sometimes we have to sleep though.
You’re all good.
Yeah, it’s a bot spotter; my LEAST offensive gifs sometimes get moderated.
Wait, but Brick is an actual bot and his posts don’t get blocked.
Will misquitos transfer the virus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0dy-FoV4U4
Oh and btw, I’d have won over $40k on Jeopardy tonight. Yes, I keep track and can do math in my head. Most days.
And I hit Final Jeopardy (which admittedly is rare) and risked the whole wad and doubled it.
Now granted, I’ll go down in flames tomorrow. But I rocked Trebek tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q56AFof6qFE
There’s a conspiracy on Patriots twitter that because the Brady deal isn’t done yet, he’s gonna pull a McDaniels and come back.
Also the sequel to Coming To America is probably going to be shit
We need to start a new post series…
What WOULD BFC eat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrxAO-Hq5Uk
Fix the presentation and I’d eat that
I now have even moar questions.
Seriously; the legs ARE spread!
I’m just concerned if those are tails or penises.
On the one hand, I would have loved the failure pile of Brady to the Chargers. On the other hand, it would have hastened all of our dooms by madness and terror unseen since the Antropophagus movie or the Black Freighter comic in Watchmen. So, really, a total lose-lose outcome here.
I am flying international from Montreal to Los Angeles tomorrow! Ha ha!
So, you’re going to quarantine for 14 days?
Oh sure. Voluntarily. ; )
Fuck no I’m touching everything and coughing on everybody.
Be sure to lick the Flight Attendant. 10 bonus points if it’s a guy.
Flying first class. They have to lick me.
Dude, I always sit in the back of the plane. Once they’re in the jump seat they can’t run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFUr-0PERJc
missing sprots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzS96auqau0
This remains the only good moment in esports history
Alright, if we’re going down the horrible food thing, let do this.
@BFC, would you eat this?
(please say yes)
Gotta be English cuisine.
You are CORRECT Sir!!!!!
This seems fishy to me.
Stargazy Pie, btw. Blech.
That reminds me of an ex girlfriend…
The smell? Or the teeth?
Please don’t say “The Cheese”.
She couldn’t cook.
OK, now I just have more questions.
Does it have mayo in it? If so, absolutely not. Keep my rations; I’ll voluntarily starve.
I don’t understand the white people compulsion to put mayo on everything. Or is Tapatío the Mexican Mayo?
You got me. Mayonnaise is Satan’s jizz.
Oh, I see how it is around here.
Drink up, put the rest on your nipples.
Hey stop being racist. I’m white and I hate mayo. Well usually.
Paper, snow….A GHOST!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpRfq7xHstg
Mayo is delightful. I’m sure I could eat spoonfuls of it dipped in Tabasco as a meal.
Not the heads but yeah I’d try it
Me too.
@Viva La Tabula Raza, I think you were thinking of You Only Live Twice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-qLYBiMNGA&feature=youtu.be
https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-looks-back-on-tom-brady-s-career-as-the-new-1842398966
Oh look, we’re in hell…
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That’s a Lucky Charms inspired burger from something called the Ground House in CA.
Not gonna lie, I’d eat that
Well that’s not frightening at all.
/pulls covers over head and totally is not masturbating
Report back to the rest of us.
I’m not going to make the effort to obtain it, but if it appeared I’d eat it.
This begs an interesting question…
That’s exactly what I told her.
That was good.
She didn’t think so, but I tried. Jaw cramp.
SoCal folks! It’s in Irvine!
That’s a clown turd.
What I Wouldn’t Eat On A Bet for $2000 Alex.
(see, double jeopardy is where I make up my losses)
Solid strategy, Mr Holzhauer
You know what we need in these trying times? A little drinky-poo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7g8VAu6LKs
CT announced today that it has no plans to close the liquor stores, so we might just pull this thing off.
I’ll bet Linda Carter couldn’t tell the difference between a Gloster Meteor and a meteor shower. But I’d be happy to instruct her.
I wouldn’t be too sure.
So long-a, Bowser!
Tomorrow I’m going to order some pizza from a small local business-not because I have a hankering for a pie but because I’m sure he needs the business and I’m sure he’s struggling right now. He’s a good dude and I want to support him. Do you have someone similar in your neck of the woods that could use your financial support? Maybe you should send some bucks their way.
I have been going. You can tell the anxiety going on.
This is definitely why I will be doing the same and not because I’m a fat fuck
I am sure the fuck not calling Papa John’s.
A friend just sent a list of 60 CT breweries that are still open for to-go orders. I’m going to try to hit a bunch of them tomorrow to show my financial support, and not because I’m an alcoholic with a raging case of cabin fever.
Now if something should be hoarded….
Do they ship?
We did that yesterday and probably will again before the week is out
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
Did the DFO poker league die?
I can’t remember my login.
It was there this am, gone tonight.
Of course, I’ve never found an active game there anyway
I’ve never found an active game there anyway
You changed subjects pretty fast.
To anything.
Still on the respirator, but the wife just took out a large insurance policy.
It’s still there? I can see it anyway.
Lol,
Fuck you Washington.
I can hop in on a bit
It doesn’t work on OS Catalina. Bastards.