Global Snaxx Edition 2.

How is being a shut-in treating you? Some people have waited years for this and now it is their time to shine and maybe gamble on some Belarussian futbol. I believe that everything should be shut down except pharmacies, and grocery stores in my opinion. If you have been in the clubhouse for awhile you know that I am a bit of a marijuana enthusiast and with that comes the munchies. Another passion of mine are foods from around the world and especially stoner snacks. Here is the 2nd installment of Snaxx. If you want the 1st here it is.

Chick Boy – California Crunch (Onion and Garlic FlavoUr) Philippines
We get these little California Crunch nuggets straight from Manila! They’re like a corn nut consistency without the nut. I am not here to lie to you so  you have to know that the flavoUr of these is absolutely disgusting, stoned or sober they taste awful. I really had a hope that they would taste like Onion and Garlic chips we get here in Canadia manufactured by Old Dutch.

Filipino food and cuisine is sweeping the market up here. Canada has always had many Filipinos and we are finally starting to get their chain restaurants and grocery stores. Jollibee is the biggest fast food chain in the Philippines and they have come to Alberta. Before the grand opening  in Edmonton and Calgary the line up was a few hundred people deep so it was obvious that these people love it A LOT.

Their specialty is their fried chicken and “sweet” spaghetti. I have had their chicken but have not been to their 1 location here. I am always game for trying new things and I will try the sweet spaghetti but I do not hold hope that it is any good.
I did not finish the bag.

 

Koikeya – Polinky – (Cod Roe FlavoUr) TAIWAN

I had to look up what these are called online as the corncob man with the beret is not trustworthy. For that matter do you trust anyone in a beret? These are from Taiwan and I purchased them at an Chinese supermarket here in town. I was intrigued by the “Cod Roe” to be perfectly honest because I’ve no point of reference as cod roe is not in the Cola family diet. The taste is quite unique. You definitely taste that it is a corn snack that’s initially resembles a bugle. The flavoUr dust is the unique part. A hit of paprika but there is something there that gives it a bit of a fishy finish. Best comparison would be if a prawn cracker met a cornchip.
I did not finish the bag.

Marty’s Cracklin – Spicy Vinegar flavoUr – (Vegetarian Chicharon) Philippines 

These are made in Canadia I would guess for the Filipino community as the writing on the back of the bag is in Tagalog . I was under the impression that Chicharon was pig, and pig related by products.

/Checks with Don T and Balls

Upon my search I was correct. This snack is an impostor.

I genuinely like tofu, I will eat tofu by itself. I do not need tofu to masquerade as something it isn’t. Tofurkey? Nope. Tofu hot dogs? Nope. Recently before apocalypse time I had noticed some restaurants advertising “wings” that were actually cauliflower. What is Gamblor’s name are they trying to do??? Deep fried cauliflower don’t try to be something you aren’t, just be a albino broccoli and be proud.

This impostor sons-a-bitches are very spicy. I genuinely liked them when sober, but especially when stoned with the munchies. Marty knows what a good crispy snack needs and that is flavoUr. This has sour, spicy and a great crunch. Good work Marty.
I ate the whole bag.

Peanut & Caramel somethings – Crown – KOREA

My Korean is rudimentary if non existent so I have no idea what these things are called. Normally products such as this are salty. Not this cowboy peanut based snack. Rootin tootin these are not what you expect but they are damn delicious. They taste like if you took a cracker jack box and pressed it like sweet Moroccan Hashish. On the bag it says 11.3%, is it alcohol? Happiness? Sugar? Who knows? Just picture yourself kicking back after a meal of bulgogi beef, kim chi and a nice soju and someone passes these around. You very well might be in heaven’s waiting room.

I ate the whole bag and took a picture so I can buy them again.

BC Dick did his power ranking of snacks recently but what are your go-to’s?

In addition, the esteemed Rikki-Tikki_Deadly has this DFO Radio playlist for you.

Spotify by far is my most used app, Netflix be damned, give me music, sweet music all day long.

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Don T

I’ve had non-alcoholic beer. But chicharrón flavored tofu sounds heretical. So of course I’d try it.

Unsurprised

I got fast food at lunch because I’m weak and now I am waiting for diabetes or heart disease to finish me off before Covid does

BC Dick

Worth a shot. Chili cheese/poutine up them fries, too. Every little bit counts.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Eating a to-go burrito from one of my dive Messican places; carnitas….. Imma passout after I finish.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Fact

BC Dick

To answer your first question – I am loving this. Although it isn’t much different than a typical weekend for me, just extended. I eat, drink, smoke, sleep, watch entertainments, walk dog, repeat.
But now no one is bugging me to do things. So it’s cherry topped isolation for me.

theeWeeBabySeamus

What the hell kinda stoners are you people?
(you people?)
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Do these go on the dick or the toes?

It can be both, but do the toes first.

ArmedandHammered

Those, Bugles, and Tato Skins. The Holy High Trinity of tokin’ up in college.

BC Dick

I’m a dorito man, muhself.

Downfield Matriculator

“I did not finish the bag.”

Peyton M., interrupted in the Rocky Top training facility

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[U0fT starts intimidating witnesses]

yeah right

These are tasty too and go great with spicy hummus.
https://www.kroger.com/product/images/xlarge/front/0002840032149

Unsurprised

I’m getting fatter. So I guess mission accomplished.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Trippin’ balls.

BC Dick

And can I see throught that? I think so. Delightful.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Most people can see right through my comments…..

Game Time Decision

Talked to the Korean guy i work with about these.
Text just says “caramel peanut” at the top.

and it contains 11.3% peanuts.
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scotchnaut

Good Hustle!

yeah right

These still and always.
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ArmedandHammered

And for those who want an empty experience with no calories there’s Faken-ets. Looks incredible but they aren’t enjoyable.

ballsofsteelandfury

ALWAYS AND FOREVER!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus
ArmedandHammered

Cuz ho’s gotta eat too!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I love her even more.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Jennifer Aniston is sitting in today for Ellen Degeneres. For having just turned 51 she still looks pretty fucking good.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m sure every word is true….. former employees never exaggerate. Nor does things the “go viral.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

To be fair; almost anyone (except Fred Rodgers apparently) who has a show is a fucking raging asshole.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I did not. But I know from first hand experience that it is true.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Were you employed by Ellen Deg(doesn’t want to finish spelling)? Name dropper!

theeWeeBabySeamus

No. And I should not go into details. But I can tell you that she doesn’t care about people to the degree she wants people to think she does.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The “little people.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

More or less, yes.

Gratliff

Who’d have thought
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Is there such a thing as a dyke dick?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Why yes, I DID put my dick in a dike.”

-“Little” Dutch boy

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

“Hey! My eye is…oh, well, that explains a lot.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Sees all.”

rockingdog

Found a funny:

netflix: hey how bored are u?

me: so god damn bored

netflix: how familiar are u with the world of tiger owners

me: not at all? why would i-

netflix: lmao ok buckle up fuckstick u are in for the ride of ur life

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

Those seem good.
I’ve been hitting up the local 7-11 for a big bite Hot Dog more often than usual.
Also a big fan of the High-Chew candies.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ArmedandHammered

I was surprised that the Chick Boy brand was not from Thailand.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This snack joke is underrated…. and underage.

Gratliff

Starting GLOW S3 and wasn’t expecting it to open with the fucking Challenger explosion.

Unsurprised

But you also get disappointed by Alison Brie’s tits.

BC Dick

Those look interesting. I’ll be expecting the bags you didn’t finish in the mail any day now.
Old Dutch has a new cheese and chive kettle chip that I quite enjoyed recently.

BC Dick

Just be sure when you get a bag of chick boy from the Philippines that the flavour inside actually matches what’s advertised.
I mean, it’s good either way but I like to know what I’m buying.

ballsofsteelandfury

That Coffee Crisp bar that you sent me was ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!! I’m still working on the others…

Canadia has very good snacks of their own. You should be proud of them!

Dunstan

“And another one’s gone, and another one’s gone, another one bites the Crisp!
Beneath that red and gold wrap, lies a nice, light snack,
You know I can’t resist, Coffee Coffee Crisp!”

Sorry. Having Canadian candy commercial flashbacks.