Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Bittersweet

Happy Friday…wait, is it Friday?

We’re all The Dude now

 

Regardless, it’s a day that ends with “Y”, so we should start drinking right? So let’s get to it. Just like last week, I’m dipping into the “bench” and instead of using the canton again, I’m instead using elder flower liqueur as a key ingredient. But the question is what to mix with it? Gin and elder flower is a great combo, but I’m feeling a bit adventurous. So I took a look at the bar and thought what about elder flower and rye? Might as well experiment. We’re not going anywhere for a while right?

Through some trial and error (which mainly consisted of a smell test to see which ingredients seemed like they would play nicely together), I decided that Fernet Branca seemed like a match, and a small taste test of all three confirmed confirmed my decision.  The one risk here is you need to be precise when measuring, as each ingredient can quickly overpower the drink: too much elder flower would make it too sweet, too much Fernet would make it too bitter. Here is what I settled on for measurements:

1.5 .oz Rye
.25 oz. Elder flower liqueur
.25 oz. Fernet Branca
2-3 Dashes orange bitters
Orange peel for garnish

Add all to a mixing glass, stir, and strain into a rocks glass, with 1 large ice cube. Express the oils from the peel into the glass, run the peel around the rim of the glass and drop in

The initial nose is orange right off the bat. The fresh peel dominates the smell, as well as the oils from the peel expressed over the top. The rye smell is nonexistent. I debated other citrus fruits mainly lemon or lime, however based on the bitters decision, the orange peel garnish was a no-brainer.

The Fernet starts the flavor off before it gives way to a 1-2 punch of rye spice with elder flower sweetness. The Fernet flavor does not go away though. It lingers just below the surface, before showing up again at the end, with a touch more amaro flavor at the end of the sip. The orange bitters add a nice depth and a bit more deep orange flavor that helps keep the sweet and bitter from fighting with each other like two parents trying to home school their kids.

This drink is very smooth overall. It is great for a cocktail hour, or possibly an after dinner drink.

If you wanted to, or if you don’t like Fernet all that much, I suppose you could reduce the amount a little bit. However, I think that if you reduce the amount added from the half ounce, you would lose the effect the amaro brings to keep the other flavors balanced. If you wanted to omit entirely, you would definitely need to replace it with something rather than just leave it out. The elder flower/rye combo would definitely be lacking something. The Fernet fills that gap nicely, even if it needs to be measured precisely.

If you have these ingredients in your bar, I highly suggest making one of these this evening. Enjoy and stay safe and healthy.

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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Dunstan

I added a little extra orange bitters to make up for my lack of orange peel.

I think this may be the best entry yet of the ones I’ve tried. Needs a name.

ballsofsteelandfury

Orange You Glad To See Me?

Dunstan

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Moreover, you have shamed me. I see now that it truly was my responsibility to respond personally to your mass-generated form email, to politely decline your offer instead of rudely going about my business of doing the work for which I am actually paid. I apologize for this gross breach of etiquette, and thank you for bringing it to my attention.

As they say, the third time really is the charm. Please send me your work proposal and bank wire information so I can pay you loads of money immediately.

Hugs and kisses,

Dunstan

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

Any chance Biden approaches governor Gavin Newsom about being his VP?

Dunstan

I can’t imagine it. After having already committed to picking a woman, he’d need a very good justification for going back on it.

Newsom seems to have done a pretty good job, but in a quiet way, which is why he isn’t getting the attention that Cuomo is. And it’s the kind of “good job” that has to be graded on a curve — the raw numbers aren’t that great, it’s just that accounting for California’s density and the fact that it was one of the earlier states hit, it’s looking relatively good. But attack ads can confuse that issue and make it look like he did a terrible job — and that’s on top of the usual “California liberal” stuff (which of course you’d get with Harris, too, but she’s at least somewhat better known nationally).

Oh, and one final wrinkle: Newsom used to be married to Kimberly Guilfoyle, the former Fox News personality who is now dating Donald Trump, Jr. So if there is any personal dirt to be had — or invented — about him, Team Trump will have it. That alone would be disqualifying in my opinion.

King Hippo

Also, holy cats, this Tiger Lady has got the goods

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/michigan-governor-whitmer-better-six-feet-apart-right-now-under-coronavirus

/please be watching, Diamond Joe

SonOfSpam

Her or Kamala. I worry he may be thinking Klobuchar.

LemonJello

Uncle Joe is only worried about getting that second coat of Turtle Wax on his Trans Am…

SonOfSpam

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litre_cola

Boss Todd nods his approval.

King Hippo

Also, don’t sleep on Val Demings.

/Klobuchar would likely be the best drinking buddy for Camp David, so I see the cause for concern

LemonJello

don’t sleep on Val Demings

Conversely, how many would like to sleep with Kat Dennings?
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

As long as she didn’t insist on the annoying laugh-track.

Dunstan

I sort of assume that Kat would be supplying the laughter if I slept with her.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, I be in the same boat. If one laughs hard enough everything tightens up….

*Motorboat

Dunstan

I don’t think the VP pick makes a ton of difference. The main thing is not to pick someone who’s going to be a huge source of controversy or whose qualifications to be president are suspect (looking at you, Stacey Abrams — hope to see you as a Governor or Senator soon, but you can’t go from state legislator to VP).

The second main thing is to not give away a Senate seat. Harris is fine because you’ll get a Democratic replacement (Adam Schiff?). But Klobuchar, Baldwin, and Duckworth all put a Senate seat very much at risk.

If the VP nominee is from a swing state, that’s a nice bonus, but can anyone name the last time a VP candidate plausibly made the difference in winning his or her home state?

I like what I’ve seen of Whitmer so far, but with Michigan in the middle of a coronavirus hot spot, (1) does it look bad for her to “leave” her post to campaign for VP; and (2) if things turn really bad in Michigan, does it get blamed on her, in a way that undermines Biden’s ability to point the finger at Trump?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think it helps tremendously to have your VP be the attack dog on the campaign trail.

Don T

What Moose said.

Porky Prime

The asshole in me wants Biden to pick Michelle Obama, just to watch the white devil feeding frenzy.

Gumbygirl

I was watching those cretinous dipshits at their rally, and hoping that some hero with a bad case of the ‘rona was coughing all over them.

King Hippo

Seriously…I won’t turn on the teevee box no MOAR. Josh Marshall/TPM is all I can take without my brain imploding and leaking out mah cracker earholes

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have been posting pill popping gifs…… and only receive silence in return……

King Hippo

Hey, God/Satan – you can have Boris Johnson. YOU MAY NOT HAVE VON MUTHAFUCKIN MILLER.

Don T

I got a buzz just imagining the smell of that drink. Would drank, fo sho.

litre_cola

You do like rye and coconut water.

Don T

Oh sí

Dunstan

I have everything but the orange peel. Now for the hard part — the waiting until cocktail hour.

King Hippo

Is it nae after noon there???

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s cocktail hour somewhere…

Dunstan

I knew you folks would come through for me. But I’m on west coast time, and at least theoretically working right now. There’s “early happy hour” and there’s “you’re not even pretending any more.” I’m still pretending for now…

litre_cola

I have one more conference call and then it is on.

nomonkeyfun

It’s cocktail hour somewhere…

You always think it is cock tail hour.
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ballsofsteelandfury

This is true

Spur

What to Watch While Your Working
Twelve Monkeys – on Showtime Beyond – 10am Best Coast

Timely movie for now. I wish they had more screens of the time travel to wrong time periods. Also, its my understanding at the end everyone on the plane became immune? Is that right?

rockingdog

LOL
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That could compete with their regular programming.

ballsofsteelandfury

Now I’m going to have to go shopping. It’s a good thing Bevmo delivers.