New stadiums and injuries are all the talk, I understand, this season. Me? I recently found out I’ve been in a fantasy league I was not aware of and am 1-1. Am I Jeff Fischer? Well, can’t argue with results.
Again, minimal fan value in this season’s gifs. Lots of weird reaction videos (as the internet often produces) and whatever but let’s try to keep Quotables as normal as possible this week. There will be time for Zoom press conference jokes and crowd fights soon enough. But for now, I need you all to just go out there and do your job! So now that you’re all pumped up and I met DTZM‘s word limit, please find below your Week 1 Quotables submissions.