2020 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

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Wife took off this morning for the weekend back in Arizona so that leaves me work plus Boiz Weekend 2020 II with blaxito. Our last weekend alone, I took him to see Elizabeth Warren speak at a high school here in town. Based on the results there, I will be keeping that kid away from Joe Biden big time. Also because, you know, I guess Joe Biden is the child molester in this race? No matter: here’s a photo of him rolling out at a local park a few months back.

One other thing right quick: there aren’t any rules here, right? But I’ve noticed a trend, over the years actually, of submitters seemingly concerned about doubling up on caption concepts (for example, “Two casting couch references in one thread!”) in their Quotables submissions. You all do what you want but the results post selects captions without concern for uniqueness. If the best joke is an Anna Nicole Smith joke, make your Anna Nicole Smith joke. Ain’t nobody but Sill Bimmons gonna criticize you for having similar humour and, seriously, that dude is a clown. Point is: you don’t win if you don’t play.

So there’s my annual gentle nudge to everyone. Your Week 4 Quotables submissions are here and results are below.

“Last time a Texan got that kinda helmet from a Smith, Anna Nicole was trying to get a will rewritten.” -SonOfSpam

“They had to resort to sitcom hijinks but Colin Kaepernick is finally back with the San Francisco 49ers.” – Redshirt

“Bigger abortion: the play on the field or the logo on the field?” – LemonJello

“Somebody completely misunderstood the #MeToo movement.” – ArmedandHammered

“Flinching, official number 57. That’s a five-punch penalty. It will be assessed back at the hotel bar.” – WhyEaglesWhy

“I’ve seen enough. Don’t let fans back in the stands. Ever.” – BrettFavresColonoscopy

“‘Amatures’ -Bill Gramatica” – Game Time Decision

“Hey, Romeo old pal, you got any Defensive Coordinator jobs available?” -LemonJello


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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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clint greasewood


Last edited 1 month ago by clint greasewood

Cute kid, Blax! What kinda candy and wine does he like?


And can he step into this van?

Last edited 1 month ago by BrettFavresColonoscopy
Don T

He’s got the posture of a young Byron Leftwich 😃


Spam with the killer comment right off the gate! Damn, man! Well done!


Yeah Spam wins.


I dunno, kinda liked 5 for flinching. Refs should be punched more often.


it’s been said before, I’ll say it again…

its sonofspam’s world. we’re just living in it


Then make him fucking stop this one.