Joe Burrow’s Knee At Home

Oww, fuck.

Man, what did we do last night?  Everything hurts.  That is the last time I drink like that.

What the hell?  What happened in here?  Looks like the guys came over and trashed the place.  For like the 32nd time this year.  I’ve got to stop having them over, maybe get Joe to get some new friends, more stand-up guys, with some lateral movement and an ability to follow-through thrown in.  Couldn’t hurt.

Jesus, look at the furniture.  All over the place.  I swear to God they’ve even managed to destroy the infrastructure!  That’s not supposed to be over there, and that is definitely not supposed to look like that!  Is the MCL even still in the apartment?  Did they take that too?  Owww, goddammit my head hurts so much right now.  Definitely gonna need more than a couple of aspirin to fix this.  Guess it’s time to rehydrate, get some Iburpofen, get someone to come in here and move the furniture back in place, and take a nap for the next 9-12 months.

(fuck it, we need the #content)

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Senor Weaselo

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blaxabbath

I’ve mentioned before that I have a VERY loose association with Burrow (he would likely barely know three of the six degrees between us) and it is negative. I felt kind of bad seeing him go down though because you gotta be pretty fearless to drop back 400 times behind that line knowing that you’re going to get hit on a good 10% of those plays. Then he tweeted all confidently about being back next season and I’m like, “oh yeah, I hate this guy.”

I don’t hate the guy but only because I’m older now. Younger blaxabbath would have simply taken that tweet and went to Ohio to drop a Paulie style beating on the guy’s leg since I can’t see people for Thanksgiving.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

/DOOR FLIES OPEN

Mike Brown: I ain’t paying to clean this place up

nomonkeyfun

He owes me the deposit too.