2020 Quotables – Week 17 (Submissions)

Below please find your Week 17 Quotables submissions.


Kid’s a beast when he gets in the backfield but, let’s be honest, he couldn’t have read that even if it were rightside up.

Classy. Respectful. Self-control. Just three words I often use to describe people from Tennessee.

Pay me a $2.1 million base salary and I’ll wear your team necklace too. Otherwise, I’m sticking with my gold chain from the mall kiosk. 

This is the best highlight I can get for Seattle-San Francisco.

I wonder what that was all about….

Green Bay has been one of the better celebrators this season…

…Perhaps because they are not led by a dork.

“LeBron James Sucks! LeBron James Sucks! LeBron James Sucks!”
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Doktor Zymm

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This is Green Bay’s actual commuter rail system

Bogdanski

“I feel like everyone turning up in this open thread should be obligated to make at least one Quotables submission before commenting here.”

I’m only here so I won’t get fined

Duchess

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“What’s White, Black and red all over?”
“What my neck hardy harhar”
“No, Me and your wife last night”

Duchess

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They say past sins come back to haunt you… Now Drew has to live with the fact his favorite team is helmed by a jar of mayonnaise

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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I AM GROOT

Duchess

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Ain’t no party like a Covid Party because a Covid party dry coughs

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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It’s this kind of restraint that Titans players are known for, from Rob Bironas to Steve McNair’s mistress.

Duchess

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I’m just picturing Tarvarius Moore spinning around in the middle of the field like he’s trying to become Wonder Woman.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Honestly, this is exactly how I remember Santa Clara looking

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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6 feet, my man

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Still the last dawg pound where you’d ever want to adopt a pet.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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That’s a weird ass belt buckle

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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“Where does it say [REDACTED]s?”

Bloody Lethal

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Usually his arguments end with a nice new home and a boatload of money.

yeah right

Sure when Justin Jefferson does it it looks cool.
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When I do it it looks like this.
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ArmedandHammered

He went to Jared!

ArmedandHammered

Stupid tablet, is supposed to have the necklace gif.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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It’s heartwarming to see that the pandemic hasn’t been detrimental to *every* facet of American life. In particular, late-season attendance at FirstEnergy Stadium has never been better.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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“American Express…never steal home without it.”

Dunstan

The majority of the Packers roster wasn’t alive when that film was released.

Well, now I feel old.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Openly flaunting flashy jewelry like this is a good way to get yourself shot*.

*by Wisconsin cops. In the back. With zero repercussions.

/sorry this isn’t much of a joke.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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“You see the way he got all riled up, and then settled back down again? Looks like all our efforts to teach him about his place in society finally got through.” – Board of Education

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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“ENOD TON NOW? What the hell is that?”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[joins the Navy]

Dunstan

“Eat a ton now? Don’t mind if I do.” — A. Reid

montythisseemsstrangetome

I never tire of the Andy Reid jokes.

Unsurprised

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Senor Weaselo

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“And I say that England’s greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston”
“Pitt the Elder!”
“Lord Palmerston!”
“Pitt the Elder!”
“Okay, you asked for it, Hopkins!” *TWEEEEEEEET*

Viva La Tabula Raza

Palmerston? Disreally? Yer shitting me.

JimU

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If this was the Jets, there would have been one player going around in a circle with a very small diameter.

LemonJello

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“I think it says League’s Okayest Team.”

LemonJello

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Odd time to introduce your new QVC line of jewelry.

LemonJello

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Sometimes you need subtle foreplay before the Erotic Smashmouth

LemonJello

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Madden 2020 is taking things just a little too far now.

montythisseemsstrangetome

comment image And I say that our universe IS a membrane floating in a higher dimensional space continually colliding with other universes.

LemonJello

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“I said you were a NAGGER! This mask makes it so tough to be understood.”

montythisseemsstrangetome

comment image Seriously guys, help me find my contact lens.

SonOfSpam

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This GIF is like the South. Because it’s full of fuckin Cousins.

Bloody Lethal

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Aw look at him pretend to know the dance just about as good as he pretends to be a franchise QB.

SonOfSpam

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“Chase Young, stretching out his shirt”

What are two bad things done by Jared Fogle?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Goddamnit, how am I gonna compete with this?

Unsurprised

It’s Spam’s world. We just laugh at it.

SonOfSpam

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(electric buzzing intensifies)

montythisseemsstrangetome

comment image 49ers really scrambling to find a field to play on these days.

Game Time Decision

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Too much Stickum

Sharkbait

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Hey, arent you the guy that flipped off the Trump Train earlier this year???