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I’d make a “The Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” joke, but honestly, the above-pictured Eli looks more like a penis in that hoodie than he does a fruit.
Speaking of circumcision, some tough cuts in this week’s quotables. It was a holiday weekend, so like late nights in Bristol before Chris Berman retired, a slow start saw some late grunts and furious entries to finish the job.
I gotta stop making bad dick jokes. All of this week’s submissions here.
You guys are probably using up the good dick jokes on bowl games and other bowls. So I’ll get right to the results, and remember, if your submission didn’t get picked, it’s because Balls wants us to refer to this coming year as 2018 AC.
Happy (almost) New Year!
Can I pick myself? Fuck it, 2017 has sucked, I’m taking points of personal privilege (or something):
–Blair Walsh –BrettFavresColonoscopy
Yup, see you in hell.
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I don’t know much about art; but I know it when I see it. This is art.
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That Blair Walsh joke is great.
Also, I’m disappointed that the Bucs have defied me and are keeping their HC for another year.
That, sir, is a tremendous dick joke! Well done!
“You won’t see me; I decided not to declare.”
– Josh Rosen