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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
Understandably, I got all mixed-up with the schedules and tryptophans and caravans and forgot about results last week. So a very special thank you to those of you who politely emailed me to let me know you sent me bitcoin. Your bribe reminder is reflected below. Oh, and Mr Hippo, please see me afterwards regarding your second consecutive week of insufficient funds notice.
Submission here.
After not having worn pants for 10 days, this morning has been a stark reminder of what ABSOLUTE AND TOTAL HELL this practice is.
I’m on hold with Experian, because someone tried to steal my identity. I’m not sure that playing classic blues as hold music is the way to go for a credit agency.
Woke up this morning, my fingers and toes were numb and cold
Woke up this morning, had a feeling something of mine got stoled
Opened up my laptop, lots of tentacle porn tabs to close
Opened up my laptop, logged on to check my capital one bill that didn’t work on my phone
My jaw dropped lower than a hooker on Jerruh’s plane cuz
I got the someone else bought 100 gallons of lube on my credit card blues.
It’s not so much someone tried to steal your identity as Experian and some other party with your personal information fucked up and lost it or sold it or basically gave it away and we should stop saying “identity theft” as if it were an accident and not something some party is legally culpable for.
I had no idea until now that he did that to us. I remember my room in Jacksonville smelt like full-blown mold. I assumed it was the nicest hotel Jacksonville had to offer. I didn't realize McCarthy was trying to penalize us.
— Brady poppinga (@BradyPoppinga) November 26, 2018
They’re staying at a Motel 5 next road trip. They don’t deserve Motel 6.
They’re not worth $5 a night each.
It’s a Dak in a box!
“Dak’s Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!”
Love the “with leather” throwback.
wasn’t’ sure if anyone would remember that story
2 Berman jokes in a week. Think we’ve met the limit for the rest of the season.
Only people who used to visit a place that wasn’t “up for anything”.
Also not up for anything, Tiger Woods at a Kappa party.
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