Hey….HEY!!!!! Remember when I did this last year on Friday the 13th???? Well, it’s that time again because today is Friday the…
Ummmmm…..what’s that Brocky ? Really? Well shit….
Now I’m totes disappoint.
Well here anyway…for the assist, you get some gloves…
/heads to store to buy a new calendar
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A Child Of Television
You older folks (like myself) will understand what I’m about to say. You young’uns might not.
I watched entirely too much TV as a kid.
We didn’t have social media back then. Heck, we didn’t even have the internet. Thus we didn’t have many entertainment choices. And we certainly didn’t have “Porn on Demand”.
So when we wanted (or needed) to get our fill of attractive masturbation-worthy ladies, TV was all we had to fall back on. And we didn’t have 300 channels back then. Our choices were limited. It was the dark ages, to be certain.
Growing up, I used to watch TV a lot. Probably too much, actually. But it was the only outlet. My only escape, as it were. And yes, I did develop multiple celebrity crushes because of this.
Even back then, only attractive people got on TV. And some of those ladies who were on TV back then are still, to this day, in my personal celebrity crush bank.
We’re going to honour a few of those fine ladies tonight.
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Sports On Your TV 2Nite
NHL
Nothing. Nada. No national games on your American TeeVee box. Best of luck Canadia. But here’s your schedule anyway. Check your local listings….
NBA
- Indiana @ Philly – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
- OKC @ Denver – 10:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
NCAA Hoops
- Illinois-Chi**** @ DePaul – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- Green Bay @ Creighton – 10:00pmEST – TV: FS1
NCAA Footy
Nothing tonight, but the bowl season kicks in beginning tomorrow. So pace yourselves.
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Sexy Ladies From TV of Yore
Admittedly, this is an incomplete list, and also one of my own making. Feel free to add your own favorites in the comments.
Enjoy…
Marlo Thomas (That Girl)
Mary Tyler Moore (Dick Van Dyke Show, Mary Tyler Moore)
Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOOFdNWPP04
Barbara Eden (I Dream of Jeannie)
…and of course, no list of my youthful influences would be complete without including my very first threesome fantasy girls….
Tina Louise and Dawn Wells (Gilligan’s Island)
Coconut Creme Pie? Sure, let’s call it that.
Ooooof.
You gonna eat that?
No, I wasn’t talking about the pie. Well, not THAT pie, anyway.
Have a great weekend everyone. Do something besides watch TV if you can.
Love ya’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRa5mGuHXyg
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Elizabeth Montgomery was my fav from the 50’s, 60’s, and early 70’s tv shows.
I don’t know if I’d fuck her if I had a tome machine and the opportunity. She destroyed Dick(York). Death by snu-snu?
For my own age group def Danica McKellar. That nerdy, really pretty, girl next door thing.
Finally, unusual one was kd Lang. Around the time of her first two albums.
All three types still major weakness for me.
WASP, nerdy, and especially soft butch.
Elizabeth Montgomery was also mine growing up; she did have a troubled love life.
K.D.; the unobtainable….. interesting.
I realized that great comedy actresses have an extra.
First goth crush.
Of course only much later I found out…..
I never watched Space 1999…… but.
Markie Post in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century :
Kinda digging women with tattoo sleeves lately.
More Battle of the Network Stars:
Shat-dick, man.
Randi Oakes was always underrated in the hotness department. Charlene Tilton’s nipples in the dunk tank were always welcome in the LaCross home.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebrity/spanish-prosecutors-file-tax-evasion-charges-against-shakira/ar-BBQX51Y?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Willing to help with the incarceration….
and the fetish.
Battle of the Network Stars:
Mr. Kottah!
I enjoyed her always having proper restraints on hand.
I would have liked to see Ms. Munro’s movies at that age.
Booooored
That’s not how to spell “drunk”
Sobriety may partially explain the boredom
First wet-suit boner in a movie theater; not the last.
Fantastic Voyage.
He’s acting and he CAN’T NOT stare at dem titties.
In all seriousness, maybe I’m being a dick here. Wouldn’t be the first time. Won’t be the last. And no I haven’t said this to her, nor will I. Contrary to popular opinion, I really do know when to shut my yap.
But I really would have appreciated an hour or two of quality time tonight considering we won’t be seeing one another for a while. Given all of the shit I did and put up with over the past 2.5 weeks, I think I earned a couple of hours of togetherness tonight.
But after I cooked dinner and she went into “packing/moving back to Florida” mode, it was like we were just two people in the same space but nothing more. And I very gently suggested this, a few times. I begged her to unplug for a few minutes and just sit with me and talk with me and….. please let us not part this way. I not only didn’t get a negative response, I got no response whatsoever.
I am not happy. This is bullshit. Yes, I’m just venting. Maybe.
So now I’m packing my shit and she’s upstairs crying again.
Fun fucking night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
Don’t get mad. Get even.
I’m not mad. I’m disappointed.
And even is overrated.
Sucks for both of you. Sorry.
First TV whorehouse that was in league with law “enforcement”…..
Of course Kitty was the madame at that point.
Dem boots.
First movie whorehouse and blackmail forced sex. ~1972.
The Reivers
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/papadopoulos-wants-to-run-for-congress-in-2020/ar-BBQY03Z?OCID=ansmsnnews11
First movie tits; Simonetta stefanelli. Also first movie gratuitous machine gunning at a toll booth. 1972 or 1973.
iZombie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vdmrQVtH0s
Hellcats was underrated.
