2018 Quotables – Superb Owl Weekend (Results)

So I turn 30 this weekend, and while it’s becoming more and more obvious to me that it’s not THAT big of a deal, what has been most entertaining are the reactions people give when I tell them that fact. Anyone younger than me typically gives me this disbelieving look mixed with mild shock, while anyone older than me just laughs and then usually tells me how much worse they’ve got it. It’s good to know how much my body is going to start rejecting every single thing that I enjoy doing in the near future, I guess. In any case, there will be beer, grilled meats and chili, along with whatever else those people that like me for some reason that I call “friends” bring. Oh, and some top notch tunes.

This may have been the strongest week of Quoteables I’ve had the honor of hosting. You wonderful chumps and chumpettes really showed up when it counted and delivered. I’m not one to reward second place though, or I’d really like the Rams right now. In any case, know going into the off season that you all did fucking great this year.

“It’s like a sped up version of everyone watching Trump’s 2018 stock market.” – blaxabbath

“I bet Tucker Carlson sees this as a metaphor for how affirmative action is destroying the hopes and dreams of downtrodden young white males throughout the country.” – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I, for one, am happy to see Tales From The Meteor getting some national recognition.” – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Last time I saw a tattoo’d guy named Levine was on a train in Germany. We were going to Munich for Oktoberfest and had a nice chat about our favorite bocks. I mean, the Germans killed him eventually, but all in all it was a pleasant weekend. ” SonOfSpam

“Jared Goff, pictured trying to count how many points his team can score in one game.” – BrettFavresColonoscopy

“When your punt game is almost better than your (offensive) offense (65 yard punt vs 82 yards total offense to that point in the game)” – Game Time Decision

“Where’s a Dzhokhar Tsarnaev when you need one?” – blaxabbath

Quoteables will return for the Draft, and maybe sooner if funny things happen. WHO KNOWS?!

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers is a native North County San Diegan with an affinity for the Padres, beer, whiskey, punk rock, video games and the end of days. If you eat a fish taco with a fork in his presence, you may lose your hand.
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First my film wins an AVN award for Best Screenplay and now I double on on Quotables? This has been a very fine week!


Two for Blax as well. It’s like affirmative action all over again.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The ghost of Marge Schott is looking up proudly (but would still like Ms Owens to get back to floor-scrubbin).


I love The Hill. There’s an opinion piece by a guy from Harvard who wrote a book on Kissinger’s negotiation strategies. I guess that means treason has the official HBS seal of approval as a bargaining tactic.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I posted it for the content.


I am being a dick.


Happy Birthday! And as I have been experiencing the body’s full blown rebellion only really starts when you turn 50, right now you are just going to experience the early rumblings of discontent.


Happy fucking birthday you little tiny baby you.

Game Time Decision

Thanks for fixing my quote
going to miss these, as i like how y’all bring the funny and wtf all at the same time.