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2019 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)
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[…] 2019 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions) – October 15, 2019 […]
“THIS HIT RIGHT HERE? I CALL IT THE JFK!”
Back. And to the left.
BACK. And to the left.
We’ve reached Condition: MAROON
I haven’t seen a Cardinal lose his balance and tumble to the ground like that since the last time a cop told Steve Keim to stand on one leg and recite the alphabet backwards.
That inept drunk moron.
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Dixon was later heard saying to Stupar, “Ah, don’t want your life.”
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And a reminder: Vote JAMES for this week’s DWTS
This actually feels more appropriate recorded as a video of someone’s tv.
It adds an air of wistfulness. If you didn’t bother to acknowledge it at the time, it’s gone forever.
Like Chargers fans.
Congratulations! It’s an encephalopathy!
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Meet Robert Saleh, the next head coach of YOUR Washington Redskins!
“Godammit, no fucking way. What the fuck did I do to deserve that punishment.”
-R. Saleh
“Do not go gentle into that good night
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light” – Dylan Thomas
I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT BALLERS IS OVER! MY BOY, THE ROCK, SAVED THE SPORT THOUGH!
The Pope never forgets, bitch.
I haven’t seen a Giant put his balls in the wrong place this poorly since that time Eli tried to copy his big brother and teabag a rookie at Sleep Away (Training) Camp!
/femur drums rumble in mono with bursts of static
“We find this to be offensive. Not to any one tribe, but to football fans in general.”
Alternate: “I call this the Bedsheet Boogie in honor of Aaron Hernandez.”
HOOOOOLY SHIT!
“He Shazier-ed the hell out of him on that play! I also seem to have wet my pants.”
-Trent Green to Ian Eagle, on air
“Who’s leg do I have to hump to get a little privacy so I can poop on this field?”
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And people thought Mike Singletary was unhinged as a coach?
“So I wake up in the hotel room bathroom, and this guy here is taking close-up pictures of my bare feet and sportin a mighty chub,,,and I check for my kidneys and they’re still intact…”
No reason to try to top this one. My only regret is that I have but one +1 to give…
“I am proud to march across this field one last time, but I want everyone to know that I’m not down with the closet case holding my leash. Thank you and woof.”
The Arizona Cardinals have a similar mascot in Steve Keim, affectionately known as “Swigger”.
Hey, only WE get to use that word.
Suspending Vontaze Burfict appears to have only made him stronger. He now has the ability to possess the bodies of other linebackers.
Why can’t he miss like that in the bedroom?
-Tiffany Rivers
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Eli is no longer the least accurate Giant.
Purple monkey dishwasher
-Somewhere, Trent Green
non-gendered cow persons playoff chances in GIF form
/ stealing from last week
//ducks
The feeling you get after a bowel movement
– Ryan Shazier
Jesus christ man….
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Fortunately Gumby was physically prepared for hits like this, and his NFL career continued uninterrupted
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Seems appropriate, as most Cleveland fans run once every 5 years and then quit.
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I have no idea who this guy is. There is no joke.
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“Nailed it!”-Blair Walsh
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I haven’t seen fancy footwork like this from anyone affiliated with the Steelers since Rothlisberger’s attorney retired.
“Act like you have been there before” implies you have been there before, so definitely not applicable to the *Dacteds.
“This is the first time I have seen the mindless encouragement display of the brofest kegger performed in a structured environment” – Diane Fossey
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NFL Fims presents: The Zapruder Film
“I could have done that for 60 cents on the dollar.”
–Austin Ekeler
Stupar in a stupor after stupidly getting punted into
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“And now, my impression of FDR”
Why do they keep airing these despicable Trump rallies when we know they’re inciting violence?
David Tyree’s helmet giveth, and David Tyree’s helmet taketh away
Shit, even Stretch Armstrong doesn’t bend like that!
If only we could be sure what a “Texan” is so we could decide if it’s off to the glue factory or the slaughterhouse
If he gets any lower he might find Dan Snyder’s moral compass
“Was the flag for failing to knock him unconscious?”
–Vontaze B.
If that were a true Browns mascot he would have immediately taken a dump on the field
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Jermaine Carter a man who took the ideals of DJ Durkin and ran with them.
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The answer is always Yakety Sax for any Chargers play.
These are fine submissions and I wish you all luck. God bless.
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