Happy Friday and welcome back to Quotables, [DFO]’s most popular in-season weekly feature (according to Rasmussen polling) so Suck It, Hippo Think! A strong week by this week’s contributors though I’m seeing some commentists are on bye. Time to clean things up, watch some gifs, and get healthy for the second half+ of the season.
I read these on my day-trip flight back from Salt Lake City and, if I may say so myself, the [DFO] comment section is funnier than every single person in Salt Lake City combined. Not quite sure if we have as many Mormons though. Doesn’t matter. I hit my word quota and now DTZM owes me more stock options. So, with submissions here, please enjoy your Week 6 Quotables results below.
“THIS HIT RIGHT HERE? I CALL IT THE JFK!” -yeah right“‘Why can’t he miss like that in the bedroom?’ -Tiffany Rivers” -Game Time Decision“I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT BALLERS IS OVER! MY BOY, THE ROCK, SAVED THE SPORT THOUGH!” -Enrico Pallazzo“If that were a true Browns mascot he would have immediately taken a dump on the field.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy“I haven’t seen a Cardinal lose his balance and tumble to the ground like that since the last time a cop told Steve Keim to stand on one leg and recite the alphabet backwards. -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly“So I wake up in the hotel room bathroom, and this guy here is taking close-up pictures of my bare feet and sportin a mighty chub,,,and I check for my kidneys and they’re still intact…” -SonOfSpam“I call this the Bedsheet Boogie in honor of Aaron Hernandez.” -LemonJello“Stupar in a stupor after stupidly getting punted into.” -Sharkbait
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