2019 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Damn. So Mitch Trubisky sure became an easy target during this weeks Quotables submissions (which can be seen here). I didn’t see that coming. I mean, I’m no expert but I’ve never been high on the guy nor understood how the Bears used the second overall pick in the draft (behind Myles Garrett) to get him. Obviously his 2019 sucks but he seems like he might be able to put it together under the right circumstances and —

Oh, I think I’m getting it now. Hey as long as I have the 2017 draft open, Chicago fans, did you know Trubisky went ahead of: Leonard Fournette (who everyone knew was going to be good), Christian McCaffrey (who I did know was going to be good), Patrick Mahomes (not sure that Nagy would know what to do with him but he’s from the Andy Reid tree so maybe), Deshaun Watson (Nagy should have been able to coach him though Allen Robinson is no DeAndre Hopkins), Dead JuJu, and Kareem Hunt.

Not that any of this is important. I just needed filler as we give time to load Your! Week! 11! Quotables! Results!


“Laugh if you will, but this is the White Minnesotan Woman equivalent of calling them all sister-fucking cock weasel c*ntpunters.” -The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem


“/cums -V. Burfict” -nomonkeyfun

“GRA-VY CHUG! GRA-VY CHUG! CHUG, CHUG, CHUG! WHOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!” -LemonJello

“I haven’t seen a Brown get so viciously kicked since…oh, I’m sorry, I thought I was in the ‘Stephen Miller’s hacked emails’ thread.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Still better than the color rush unis.” -JerBear50

“He should stay in town and run for mayor. “Cocky New York Asshole” is all the rage in DC these days.” -Fronkenshteen

“’Better than what I can do.’ –Mitch Trubisky” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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This was a labor of love

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Honorable mentions:

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LemonJello really paints a picture here.

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Damn y’all are funny.

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Allegedly