Yup. Wildcard Weekend is upon us.
Easy there. I know it’s exciting, but be careful. Don’t hurt yourself or you’ll end up in the blue tent.
My Ratbirds finished in a big way, so they don’t even have to play this weekend.
14-2 Baybeeeeee!!!!!
Sorry, gotta get it in before they get upset at home in the divisionals.
But I can maybe get some sleep this weekend. KC, GB and SF fans also can get some much needed rest this weekend.
The rest of you can suck it.
OK, let’s just get to it before I say something I’ll regret later.
But not before expressing gratitude to the one guy who might get the Ratbirds their 3rd Lombardi Trophy. But also who more or less single handedly got me the FF league championship this year.
Do I miss Flacco? Yeah, just like I miss having diarrhea.
Have fun freezing your ass off on the sidelines in Denver, Jerkface. If it wasn’t for your ineptitude, SF would never have gotten back into the game in XLVII. Yet they still gave you the MVP somehow and you rode that to the bank. And then some…
Yes, I prefer Lamar!!!!!!!
(nawt raycess)
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Other Lesser Sports 2Nite
NCAA FB Bowls
Sorry, this one will be over by the time you read this.
Wait, no, I’m not sorry. You should be thanking me for that. The wrong Ohio vs the wrong Wolf Pack. They don’t even know how to spell it correctly, and they tried to steal NC State’s logo (seriously). Plus it’s the Doody Bowl.
Fuck ’em both.
- Potato Bowl – OhioU vs Nevada – 3:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
NBA
- Philly @ Houston – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- New Orleans @ LAL – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
NCAA BB
- Wisconsin @ (5)tOSU – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- Wright State @ Oakland – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Central Florida @ Houston – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Toledo @ Ball State – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Rutgers @ Nebraska – 8:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
- Temple @ Tulsa – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Georgetown @ Seton Hall – 9:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- Kent State @ Bowling Green – 9:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
NHL
Same as usual. No nationals on TV on a Friday. And only two matches at all. One of which I might decide to go see live and in person tonight (Caps @ ‘Canes) if I’m still sober enough by then.
However…..It’s looking unlikely at this point.
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Wildcard Girls
Yeah, you know where I’m going.
Yes, I know that’s a college Cheerleader. NC State to be precise. But shut up, it’s funny.
Enjoy…
Buffalo @ Houston – Saturday 4:30pmEST
VS
Tennessee @ New England – Saturday 8:15pmEST
VS
Minnesota @ New Orleans – Sunday 1:00pmEST
VS
Seattle @ Philadelphia – Sunday 4:40pmEST
VS
Enjoy the games this weekend. Stay safe. Or don’t.
Love ya’s either way.
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Visual representation of 2020 so far.
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Sitting here holding off getting on the elliptical because there’s still a little tightness from fucking up my back while 900 combined years are over in Tokyo flipping like they’re still kids
It is important to understand how good Sasuke is at falling stupidly
Main card starting off with 9 legends and their grandchild, Ryusuke Taguchi.
New Japan using clips of Stan Hansen-Andre the Giant to sell their streaming service would be great if the commercials ever made it to US TV since Impact’s parent company bought AXS and effectively blocked NJPW from airing.
Now the last time the Bills played Houston in the playoffs almost 27 years to the day, shit got wild. The comeback was cool and whatnot but I shit myself in a North Tonawanda bar!
https://youtu.be/7NwCCrzarZs
You know what’s a great way to while away the hours? Old episodes of Psych
Operation: Sleep Before Wrestle Kingdom was a complete failure, so the next 48 hours are gonna get super interesting with playoff football mixed in and work on Monday, but sticking it out for the unification tourney. Put the belts on Naito, cowards.
Guess I’m out of Nyquil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAkbbKycCM
Produced by John Paul Jones!
Had enough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38drBYLnsB0
Got to cleanse some spirits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifriiv3DIw8
Goddamn it feels like I woke up from a coma.
There’s this nasty ass strain of a head cold floating around local that will turn you into a goddamn snot factory.
I spent my two already elected days off on New Years Eve and Day and all I managed to do was get snot on my pillow.
Motherfucker, I’m finally feeling good just in time for work on Monday?!
This will cheer me up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWe1KY8HOCg&feature=emb_err_watch_on_yt
Am rooting for the Vikes, because the only realistic path for the Eagles is blowing them out in Philly again
Q: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A: Nothing. Doesn’t matter because it can’t hear you with a carrot in both ears.
A pilot, you rac… wait, wrong punchline.
Last two
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Buddy doin’ work.
Mission Accomplished.
Athletes off the field
More ringers
Might as well be -701 now.
We were supposed to take the Jesus tree down tonight, but instead one of us got dragged to his wife’s company party and decided to get drunk and talk about flooring options with the other husbands instead. Heart pine? Sure, I’ll pretend to know that that is. A fun time was had by all, and the tree gets another night to show off before I throw it on to what, if I’m being honest, probably isn’t my property.
In short:
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Gotta use oil-based paint on that type of flooring.
/nods knowingly
Oh, absolutely.
Leave it to Horatio to be the one guy to go to a party where they are talking about “options” and there not even being any cocaine there.
Don’t go all the way heart pine.
Ah crap, I’ve been calling it a “troika” for all these years.
And that’s how you should pronounce it, Donald.
—Vlad
Vlad is the diminutive of Vladislav.
Vlad is also the name of my Impala.
Mark Antony, Augustus Caesar, and Leopidis made a strong three guys giving orders.
Ah, the devil’s troika
Doesn’t matter what you call it, a round of antibiotics and a lot cranberry juice should make it go away.
Imma need some ID
After that youngster shows you her ID I’ll be showing everyone my IED.
IUDs don’t count as ID.
Sydney Sweeney
NSFW
https://old.reddit.com/r/SydneySweeney/top/?sort=top&t=all
Bend annnnnnnddddd snap
Another doofy 80s band dude’s haircut. With parentheses songs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnjLlDY_xww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqqBs6kkzHE
Hi
The channel McChanger fell on an NBA game and it’s worser than you remember.