Wild Card Weekend, eh? Got some overtime, got some injuries, got some low-scoring NFL action. Yessir, the postseason is in full swing. And for you all, Quotables. Please see your Wild Card Weekend submissions below.
2019 Quotables – Wild Card Weekend (Submissions)
[…] 2019 Quotables – Wild Card Weekend (Submissions) – January 8, 2020 […]
[Oliver Stone rips bong hit]
“yeah, we can make this work!”
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EVERYWHEAH WE GO (EVERYWHEAH WE GO)
PEOPLE WANNAH KNOW (PEOPLE WANNAH KNOW)
WHO WE AHH (WHO WE AHH)
SO WE TELL THEM (SO WE TELL THEM)
WE AHH THE MASSHOLES (WE AHH THE MASSHOLES)
THE FACKIN’ FACKIN’ MASSHOLES (THE FACKIN’ FACKIN’ MASSHOLES)
[Dips] ([Spits])
[bidding war begins between Barstool Sports and The Ringer]
I’m really looking forward to about 5 years from now after Gronk’s remaining brain cells completely die off and they have to wheelchair him onto the stage for events, place something spikeable in his lap and watch it just slide off and softly thud to the ground.
I don’t care if his knee was down, that play should have invoked Gary Anderson’s law and meant an automatic Vikings loss.
Is this a wagon circling or a pride of lions?
Hundred people surveyed, only one big dumb animal would do that.
Yeah, oh yeah, just a moment, just a little longer…..unnnghhhhh. Damn, I am out of kleenex.
Matt Schaub Achievement Unlocked. NOW Brady can retire.
Nick Foles’s cock would have protected him from that hit
Don Beebe and Leon Lett wonder if they’ve been displaced
“We’ve surveyed 100 people-”
“69 is only valid number. Gronk smash bad host.”
Images like this is why my brain no longer lets itself dream of the Raiders making the playoffs.
(thinking) “I going to do this! I’m going to lead my team to the Super Bowl! I’m going to be loved by ev—♪rrry day, it’s a getting closer, going faster than a roller coaster…♪”
If you can make BLEERGH bleed, people will cease to believe in him.
“When did Andy Dalton go to Buffalo?!”
Gronk manages to piss me off even more in retirement
Conversely, Gronk manages to make me love him even more in retirement.
Yakety Sax begins playing, ending with a long wet fart noise
Cums *hard*
-Every NFL player
How fortunate for Clowney that Wentz was there to break his fall, he could have been injured otherwise.
“HEY, YEA-UH, YOU! WELCOME TO GILLETTE STADIUM, GOOD LUCK TO YOU-AH TEAM IN THE COMING CONTEST. NO MATT-AH WHO WINS, JUST GO OUT THEA-AH AND DO YOU-AH BEST! “
“C-T-E, kids. It’s real and it affects ALL football players.”
Bulletin board material for Jameis Winston
I felt a surge in the Force, as though millions of football fans cried out in ecstasy and then looked for the expected bail out by the officials.
The first cut of The Mandalorian wasn’t well received by the test audiences.
The Saints were stupid to celebrate in front of the Vikings. Did they learn nothing from Alkeda?
“The ‘Aints are gonna score a touchdown, the ‘Aints are gonna take the lead late. Oh, no, they ain’t gonna score. They ain’t gonna win it.”
Brady hasn’t been fucked this hard since Giselle heard Tom mumble in his sleep that he wanted to take the “bridge to Moynihan station.”
“We surveyed 100 people and asked, ‘What is your favorite activity after 12 Coors Lights and a megadose of HGH?'”
I see Wooderson still has it.
Grass on the field, y’all.
Somewhere Trent Green just wet himself
Well, that’s just about every day for Trent.
I’m making this alley-oop a gif when I get home.
NAWT FAIR-UH. THE RECIEVE-UH IS BEING HELD THER-UH
/SPITS
When it’s Sexy Friday and the Viagra kicks in