2019 Quotables – Wild Card Weekend (Results)

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Only 38 submissions? Damn, either I didn’t show up (like the New England offense last week) or y’all didn’t bring anything (like the New England offense last week). But that doesn’t really matter. I got a half day today so I can catch a flight to Denver this afternoon. Blaxito was not feeling well yesterday but seemed to be recovered this morning. It’s our first two-hour flight with him so….here’s hoping we don’t get Iran’d.

Submissions here and your Wild Card Weekend Quotables results are below.


“[Oliver Stone rips bong hit] ‘yeah, we can make this work!'” -yeah right

“We surveyed 100 people and asked, ‘What is your favorite activity after 12 Coors Lights and a megadose of HGH?'” -SonOfSpam

“When did Andy Dalton go to Buffalo?!” -Redshirt

“EVERYWHEAH WE GO (EVERYWHEAH WE GO) PEOPLE WANNAH KNOW (PEOPLE WANNAH KNOW) WHO WE AHH (WHO WE AHH) SO WE TELL THEM (SO WE TELL THEM) WE AHH THE MASSHOLES (WE AHH THE MASSHOLES) THE FACKIN’ FACKIN’ MASSHOLES (THE FACKIN’ FACKIN’ MASSHOLES) [Dips] ([Spits])” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“I see Wooderson still has it.” -nomonkeyfun

“Matt Schaub Achievement Unlocked. NOW Brady can retire.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Cums *hard* -Every NFL player” -LemonJello

“Nick Foles’s cock would have protected him from that hit”-BrettFavresColonoscopy
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Quality over quantity for sure.

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I don’t care how many (few) people responded, I’ll take the two wins!