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Ok, big football weekend coming at ya! Hope you got all the rust knocked off because this week will be the last football you got before The Big Game festivities (featuring the Pro Bowl, which is so watered down anymore that I expect to see Cam starting against Andrew Luck this year).
Anyways, you can find your Divisional Round Quotables submissions here and results below.
Sometimes I think Blax really gets me
I knew the Bay Area Bandwagon hate draws deep.
Found a funny:
The climax of Dolittle is LITERALLY him pulling bagpipes out of a dragon’s clogged asshole, after which a polar bear voiced by John Cena exclaims “teamwork makes dreams work!”
It’s got a looooong way to go before approaching the madness of Cats, though.
For the first time in 35+ years of moviegoing, I almost yelled WHAT THE FUCK out loud within five minutes of sitting down and I’ve seen multiple Uwe Boll films theatrically.
Ridiculous trainwreck, four stars, can’t wait for the Rifftrax. Best use of a gift card in ages.
Quiet around here…let’s see…
THIS GUY MY CAT LILY I CALL HER DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE SHE IS GETTING PRETTY DAMNED OLD AND ALL SHE DOES IS COMPLAIN.
I never noticed that Mariota was in the play until BFC mentioed it.
great work everyone. as usual
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