2019 Quotables – Divisional Round (Results)

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Ok, big football weekend coming at ya! Hope you got all the rust knocked off because this week will be the last football you got before The Big Game festivities (featuring the Pro Bowl, which is so watered down anymore that I expect to see Cam starting against Andrew Luck this year).

Anyways, you can find your Divisional Round Quotables submissions here and results below.


“When the new season of Fuller House drops…” -Enrico Pallazzo

“Mariota was wide open, but Henry locked onto his primary receiver like he was Trubisky.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“It’s nice to see Tom Coughlin trying new hobbies.” -LemonJello

“My name is Li’l Karen, and I would like to speak to your manager!” -Beerguyrob

“I haven’t seen a black man run from a group of Tennesseans like this since***producer hits the dump button in the broadcast van*** -LemonJello

“We haven’t watched a Niners game since 2013! Let’s go!” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“‘He’s fine’ – NFL concussion protocol “ -Game Time Decision

“Today, Starbucks announced the release of it’s new Oat Milk Latte” -The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sometimes I think Blax really gets me

Unsurprised

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I knew the Bay Area Bandwagon hate draws deep.

rockingdog

Found a funny:
The climax of Dolittle is LITERALLY him pulling bagpipes out of a dragon’s clogged asshole, after which a polar bear voiced by John Cena exclaims “teamwork makes dreams work!”

KidFlash

It’s got a looooong way to go before approaching the madness of Cats, though.

For the first time in 35+ years of moviegoing, I almost yelled WHAT THE FUCK out loud within five minutes of sitting down and I’ve seen multiple Uwe Boll films theatrically.

Ridiculous trainwreck, four stars, can’t wait for the Rifftrax. Best use of a gift card in ages.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Quiet around here…let’s see…

THIS GUY MY CAT LILY I CALL HER DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE SHE IS GETTING PRETTY DAMNED OLD AND ALL SHE DOES IS COMPLAIN.

Game Time Decision

I never noticed that Mariota was in the play until BFC mentioed it.
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great work everyone. as usual

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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