2019 Quotables – Conference Round (Results)

blaxabbath

blaxabbath

I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
blaxabbath

Latest posts by blaxabbath (see all)

My birthday is Sunday so I’m trying to get out of here early today. And that means getting this non-work related obligation out of the way as well. So, with submissions here — below are your conference round Quotables results.


“Sigh. I still wish you were Sean McVay.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“’Hey! What’s Hall of Fame Raiders Receiver Jerry Rice doing at today’s game?!?’ -some millennial 49ers fan, probably” -LemonJello

“You’re next, Joey Chestnut!” -Enrico Pallazzo

“Phil Simms: ‘Wow, I guess them Surface tablets have been around forever – I remember Lawrence Taylor doing that on the sidelines all the time.’” -SonOfSpam

“I’m gonna have a Mercedes park in my tender loin district tonight!” -ArmedandHammered

“My prediction? Well, the Chiefs are gonna be ready to play. See, they’re angry. They see the Super Bowl trophy as theirs, and the 49ers are just like some limp-wristed waiter trying to horn in on their property. That trophy better stay out of the way or it might not survive what’s comin’. Man, I’d sure hate to be whoever has to clean up the field when I get through with those two. God bless!” -SonOfSpam

“’I wonder how Erin Andrews would’ve reacted to that.’ — Richard Sherman” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“You would think it was Sarah Thomas and Tyreek Hill on the field.” -nomonkeyfun
blaxabbath
blaxabbath
I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
Please Login to comment
4 Comment threads
1 Thread replies
0 Followers
 
Most reacted comment
Hottest comment thread
4 Comment authors
BrettFavresColonoscopyArmedandHammeredDon TLemonJello Recent comment authors
  Subscribe  
Notify of
BrettFavresColonoscopy

comment image

“Peyton said she thought it looked this big, but how could she see it if he put teabags on her eyes?”

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

The Lawrence Taylor comment had me laughing all day.

Don T

the tender loin district killed me

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

I confused Mercedes with Kiara Mia, not sure how, but I just remembered it was a car type name. Kia – Mia, whatever.

LemonJello
LemonJello

Just some fantastic submissions this week. Hopefully the Superb Owl will give us some worthy material.