Your “Isn’t Autumn Wonderful?” Friday Evening Open Thread

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Well, it IS Autumn in Australia.  One of the only nations which still has enough cojones to still play sports.  Don’t get me wrong though.  They’re taking precautions.

But they’re playing.  At least so far.

As most of you know I’ve been filling in foar the lovely and talented Balls Of Steel and Fury  this season on the AFL Beat.  I mean if he’s going to be a lazy fuck and not do his job then someone has to.

Which brings up an aside…

California is going down.  I always thought it would eventually just kinda slide off the San Andreas fault into the Pacific Ocean.  And I kinda wanted to be there to see that and go down with it.  No, no, not go down like that.  Ummmm…. well let’s not rule anything out.

However…  I don’t like seeing things go like they have been.  Be it in California or anywhere else.  But life happens and we deal with it.  Having an emotional escape is helpful.  For most of us here we do it with sports.  We all like different sports, different teams, and we give each other shit about it.  Daily.

But we’ve kinda lost that for now.  I mean we still give each other good-natured shit.  But losing the temporary escape of sporting events kinda sucks.

SO GO WATCH THE AUSSIE RULES FOOTBALL!!!!!

The AFL Women are ramping up to their Premiership Playoffs.  The AFL Men get started on the regular season this weekend.

Shit.  That means Imma have to write a lotta shit the next coupla weeks I guess.  DAMMIT BALLS!!!!!!

But seriously, it is the beginning of Autumn in Australia.  And everyone should have footbawl at the beginning of Autumn.  They get that down under.  We’ll see what happens in six months in the northern hemisphere.

I really do want to see Tom Brady behind Tampa Bay’s offensive line, by the way.  I’m already giggling.

But tonight we’re doing…

Wait what are we doing again?  Shit, I forgot.  OK, we’ll figure it out as we go.

Sports In The Northern Hemisphere 2Nite

There’s been a lot of “free agency movement” in the NFL.  BeerGuyRob  has kept you apprised of the goings on this week here, here, here and here.  I certainly cannot do a better job rounding it all up than he has.

But as far as actual sprts, it’s a lean time folks.

First, Some Sanctioned Violence

Now, Miranda Kerr

Born:  20 April, 1983 (36 y.o.), Sydney, Australia.

She’s a huge fan of Collingwood.  And she be pretty cute.  Good accent too.

I would buy dinner for her.  Hell, I’d buy her a fucking house.  But she has moar money than me anyway.

MIRANDA WHERE IS MY HOUSE???????

And I bet that given enough time I could turn her into a Geelong fan.  But even if not…  Well, never mind.  She kinda pertty.

Enjoy… ( you Bogans )

((look it up))

Yup, the surf is definitely up.  Oh wait, that’s not the surf.

Have a nice weekend everyone.  Be kind to one another.  Unless they’re assholes, then cut ’em out.

Tell those whom you love that you love them.

And wash your hands.

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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ballsofsteelandfury

DUDE! I was just thinking now would be the perfect time to re-do this video in the daytime!

BC Dick

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The change dries the hair too!!

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Interesting.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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BC Dick

Consent accepted!

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Brick Meathook
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BC Dick

BC Dick

Huckleberries! I thought that was Gordon.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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ALXMAC
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Brick Meathook
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ALXMAC
ALXMAC

Yep; 4 sheets….

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

(from the request line) Ya’ll know that this is legit??

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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yeah right

I found a truffle!

A brand new song that I like is better than a truffle.

Truffles regrow.

Adjust your volume accordingly.

I really like this band.

Brick Meathook
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yeah right

This morning, the sun hadn’t quite yet risen but I could tell it was going to be beautiful, so I strapped my walking shoes on.

It was beautiful.

Did my 5 miles.

I can do this.

Standing on my damn head.

WCS

That match was fucking great.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Great finish. Really that entire 2d half.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I just watched a tiger giving birth on facebook.

Is [DFO] the new facebook?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

This AFL match has turned into a proper match late.

WCS

It’s been quite enjoying.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Look, the important thing is I have drank a lot of scotch.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s great, but have you drank enough?

I think not.

SonOfSpam

Also, after watching the COVID ass-conference today, I must’ve used the word “cunt” like eleventy hundred times because Trump is such a vapid thin-skinned empty-cocked cunt, We need guillotines and we need them now.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Obama caused Covid-19. President Trump is heroically solving that Obama mess.

SonOfSpam

I get that, because Obama was black or what have you, but still, Trump is a cunt.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Obama was a dark-skinned white guy. Bill Clinton was the first African-American president. Ask an African-American. I voted for both of them – but I didn’t really like Clinton until he got caught fucking the intern.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Trump is a genius. And I’ll bet real money he loses in November, and he’ll be grateful for it.

SonOfSpam

Right up until he’s in cuffs WHICH WILL HAPPEN BECAUSE I HAVE TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Presidents don’t end up in cuffs. Besides, why worry about Trump? He hasn’t done a goddam thing, good or bad. He just tweets, and doofuses read those tweets and get all worked up.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I’ll expand. If Trump loses in November he always be “President Trump” with a fat pension etc etc. If he wins he still has to prove he’s president. Think about it.

SonOfSpam

Cmon man he played sax on Arsenio just like, um, Miles Davis? Probably because whatever and he wants all the fattish poon.

BC Dick

The hunter Thompson story about him eating all the fries at a meeting is pretty hard not to love, if you haven’t read it

Brick Meathook
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BC Dick

Empty-cocked cunt. I’m seeing a cock with just the skin intact, but it’s erect. Like a sex doll for docking enthusiasts.

SonOfSpam

Look, I love space jizz as much as the next Brick, but can we post pics of seals eating fish instead?

On the other hand, I’ve been drinking A LOT so whatever.

Brick Meathook
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BC Dick

From easy rider? That movie would’ve been so much even better if hopper hasn’t jammed in the preview shot of the burning bike. I think.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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BC Dick

You disagree? The first time I watched it it made me curious. But I was certainly stoned. Now I just think it doesn’t need to be foreshadowed like that. Not even foreshadowed. Foretold.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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BC Dick

Well I can’t find a gif that makes sense as a reply but I believe that Despite the overall quality of the film that was a misstep by an inexperienced director.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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SonOfSpam

Nerds.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

See that pencil? That’s an Autopoint 1.1mm. I collect them.

BC Dick

Shucks. I totally had that pegged for a FantastiMark 105.

Brick Meathook
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BC Dick

I’m feeling real warm and fuzzy tonight. Could be the light of human goodness. Could be the fruits of the distillers and brewers labour. No matter.
Time for Ask a Canadian Independent Libertarian Lite Voter! The answer is always that American politics is a blood sport for billionaires but if it weren’t for your ruthless way the rest of us would be fucked! Also could you ease up on the lumber and car parts? That’s a big deal up here.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

What would you like me to ask you?

BC Dick

I’ll answer your question about a question with a question. Why is US news so focused on exit polling? We don’t do it up here and our polls are no less accurate than yours. But it seems to enforce an idea that people do or should vote along the lines of gender and skin colour. Watching us news (which only happens when I cannot change the channel) it seems like something to talk about but not something that ever gets discussed with meaning. It’s not, “why did 10% (or whatever it is) of black women vote this way. Only why the 90% must’ve voted the other way and because of their race and gender. It’s seemingly only, “62% of college educated gay Hispanic males voted for this guy so he must be giving them something. Let’s eat him alive”. Or so forth. I lost track a bit there but that’s the gist.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

We have a free press down here, not a government owned one. Our press does whatever the hell it wants. Go ask them why the fuck they do that. Nobody asked for it.

Next question.

BC Dick

Well we do too. There’s the CBC, yes, but also a totally independent press the same as the US.
My next question would be why the Democrat party in the US doesn’t just run Michelle Obama and get it over with? Do they doubt her or does she just want none of it? Because if there was any sure fire win she’s got to be it, no?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Michelle Obama a sure-fire win for U.S. President? Boy, you are Canadian, aren’t you. This ain’t American Idol.

BC Dick

I am very Canadian. I wouldn’t have voted for Hillary but I’ll mark that ballot for Michelle any day.
Bernie is too much too soon. Joe is the same old thing. Who would get butts out to vote? Michelle. They got out to put one Obama in office twice, why not again?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Because she doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing? Barack Obama didn’t. Nice guy, but he got slapped around like a Negro woman, just like Jimmy Carter. I voted for him twice though.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Michelle Obama is a sure-fire win for Canadian Prime Minister, because it’s just a hood ornament job. Exhibit “A”: Justin Trudeau

BC Dick

I dislike him too. He’s not equipped for difficult times. But he doesn’t listen to people he should. I think she would. I’m sure there are far better policy people but you’ve gotta win first.

BC Dick

Oh yeah. I know he wasn’t the most effective. But if the goal is to beat the guy who’s in there now I can’t think of anyone who’s better than her. At least she’d keep a good staff about her.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Biden can beat Trump. Biden would have won in 2016, except the completely un-electable Hillary Clinton was the candidate.

BC Dick

I think so, too. I like the guy. I would vote for him for sure. Will sanders ever go as VP with him? I would guess no. I’d vote for Biden and a helper monkey if I could. At least SNL might have some actual jokes instead of 45 minutes of re-enacted senate meetings.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Sanders (and Warren) are the kiss of death to Biden’s chances.

BC Dick

They’re the ‘social democrat’ wing. Right. I don’t know enough to guess beyond that. Klobuchar is from Minnesota? He’s got south, he’ll take west coast just by wearing the donkey pin. Maybe the Yankees will take to a gal who don’t call them dog faces pony soldiers but works for a fella who does? (I would vote for anyone who called anyone that on tv)

Brocky

Don’t know if she’s Australian, but who knows if sexy Friday is even a thing next week:

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BC Dick

I saw her on here somewhere earlier. Is that really how close to areola major they got or is that a SFX?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

is anybody there? say something funny.

i’m in L.A., quarantined, working remotely, and missing my studio in Montreal which was packed with girls with great tits.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

and them gals presented them

Col. Duke LaCross

The course I work at shuts down indefinitely for the Corona on Monday.

Hah.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

i asked you to say something funny.

(sorry to hear that, man)

Brick Meathook
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ballsofsteelandfury

It’s awesome that AFL is on the TV on FS1 (Fremantle v Essendon) while I watch the next AFLW semi final (GWS v Melbourne) on the Watch AFL app.

DOUBLE AFL!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

NO SPOILERS

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

FUCK YEAH FOOTIE! I forgot that we get this channel!