Not my kind of humour (dead hookers, interracial group sex jokes, and vilifying the wealthy — c’mon!) but you all came through with [DFO]’s own brand of jokery this week. Not much to add on top of that; here at Quotables we let the talking do the talking! Hope you all got the rust knocked off, as they say, from the lack of preseason efforts. Unrelated: here is a pretty funny quick letter to the editor from Wisconsin regarding the Packers staying in the locker room during the anthem.
“‘I eat lunch meat made of dead hookers.’ //:0 //:0” -Fronkenshteen
“SKOLSHART!” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“Fancy New Stadium: $5 Billion Dollars — McVay’s Contract: $20 Million Dollars — Game Ball for Beating the Cowboys: $70 . . . C’mon, nothing is actually priceless when you have as much cheddar as Stan.” -Downfield Matriculator“After dating Lindsey Vonn, JJ Watt is perfectly comfortable coming between black guys.” -SonOfSpam
“Now there are even truck ads in the game, ‘Dodge Ram’.” -ArmedandHammered
“In retrospect, we should have anticipated that Free Folding Table Day meant that no one would actually make it inside for the game.” – WhyEaglesWhy“Carson Wentz is studying this gif furiously to internalize the idea of handing the ball to someone on his *own* team.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly“Does my helmet smell funny to you?” -LemonJello
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