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I am so far behind on a work project it isn’t even funny. I agreed to do a presentation to an industry group early last year and now they changed it to an online thing and that’s becoming super annoying. Yes, I have been putting off working on it but I’ll be damned if a punch of pants-less clown car chauffeurs are gonna criticize me! Anyways, here are your Conference Round Quotables submissions below.
[…] 2020 Quotables – Conference Round (Submissions) – January 26, 2021 […]
“Brady with perfect placement on that throw — not sure what route he was running”
-T. Aikman
/does not like that
Pictured – Me Feb 1st after abstaining from booze a month.
we got this. and by we, I mean the refs. they’ve never failed us before
Where the hell are those heavy handed Police officers now?
-Sorry for getting sacked
-Wish you held my balls that long
Cough on three. 1, 2, /infection
The mating dance of the Bills fan. Port-a-potty action in OnlyFans.
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“THAT’S WHY YOU PLAY DEFENSE”
–My high school football coach, screaming at his mashed peas
The white hoods are more aesthetically pleasing
I now know how to quit you
So shameful to lose a playoff game without a heartbreaking nickname
found a funny:
oh no the wrong people are manipulating the stock market
That with regards to the Gamestop shitshow? It’s bloody glorious (and volatile enough to’ve made me a bloody bundle today)
EDIT – OMAIGOD, THOSE FUCKING RETARDS PUMPED IT TO OVER 200 Hunge in after-hours trading?!
No wonder my finance-broner has been tingling the whole evening
Also edit – this is one of the rare occasions where “retard” is completely bloody merited, because this is basically /r/WallStreetBets XD
Why yesh, Armie, you can barbecue people – why do you think we signed Anthony Gordon?!
Also
So it’s agreed – the reason our infallible QB didn’t run is because the field was lava!
That’s for making a joke about Coach Reid eating his mask.
This is why they lost
God, I’m so tired of the fat jokes and “oh, he must be eating ribs now” comments. It’s getting pretty old, isn’t it? Oh hey, Jimmy, grab me another mask please, I’ve eaten through this one.
“Now it’s on to the Capitol!”
“Home run!”
-Girl who always wins the office ncaa bracket pool
Hey, I was that girl two years in a row.
I’ve said too much.
“These defense celebrations of turnovers now include costume changes?”
“I don’t know if I like the beef jerky or fruit roll-up mask liners better. I just know we better not run out of either kind!”
Imagine that. Buffalo Bill being treated poorly by a Chief?
This Toy Story reboot sucks.
“My new job? Mascot? No, no…I wear the giant foam head for protection, and I saw a miniature snow dragon on the table, so I jumped on it to avoid what happened in Ypsilanti in 1922 and while I don’t expect a parade for my heroics, I would like you all to stop throwing pickles and road flares at me, especially the two-headed girl on the end who keeps urging me to kill the queen. Would anyone like a fig polenta rollup?”
-Trent Green
“Welp. Season’s over, dontchaknow. Now make like AARon’s family and LEAVE ME ALONE!”
The forbidden dance, the Buffalambada.
“Love you man. No homo.”
“Love? You man! No! Homo.”
Haven’t seen a Buccaneer flop like that since “Pirates of the Caribbean Seven: Captain Jack Runs Out Of Eyeliner”
COVID on three! 1-2-3!
No flames? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
-Bills Mafia
Mask or feedbag?
And thus begins the annual off-season “owners” meeting
“Pass interference on the defense!”
a live look at blax watching others work
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