2020 Quotables – Conference Round (Results)

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Alright, here are your Conference Round Quotables results below (submissions here).

“Where the hell are those heavy handed Police officers now?” – litre_cola
“’Brady with perfect placement on that throw — not sure what route he was running.’ -T. Aikman” -Downfield Matriculator
“God, I’m so tired of the fat jokes and ‘oh, he must be eating ribs now’ comments. It’s getting pretty old, isn’t it? Oh hey, Jimmy, grab me another mask please, I’ve eaten through this one.” – montythisseemsstrangetome
“And thus begins the annual off-season “owners” meeting” – Game Time Decision
“Imagine that. Buffalo Bill being treated poorly by a Chief?” -LemonJello
“’My new job? Mascot? No, no…I wear the giant foam head for protection, and I saw a miniature snow dragon on the table, so I jumped on it to avoid what happened in Ypsilanti in 1922 and while I don’t expect a parade for my heroics, I would like you all to stop throwing pickles and road flares at me, especially the two-headed girl on the end who keeps urging me to kill the queen. Would anyone like a fig polenta rollup?’ -Trent Green” -SonOfSpam
“‘THAT’S WHY YOU PLAY DEFENSE’ –My high school football coach, screaming at his mashed peas” – BrettFavresColonoscopy
“So shameful to lose a playoff game without a heartbreaking nickname.” – BrettFavresColonoscopy
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

/venmos blax $20

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Aka 1/14 GME

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Gumbygirl

Spam, wonderful Spam!

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montythisseemsstrangetome

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NEXT WEEK WITHOUT FOOTBALL GIFS TO USE FOR QUOTABLES?

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Game Time Decision

Can’t descide if i like Downfield Matriculator’s or SonOfSpam’s better, regardless, they are all grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

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