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Good day to you all, hope you are safe, healthy and doing alright.
If you missed the first spins around the globe here are the links.
This one took a lot of trust as I was mailed a second package from the illustrious BallsofSteelandFury. The first attempt we believe did not make it to Canada (it did!) but it did however get down to Sydney Australia. Good work USPS. This will definitely be a 2 parter as he sent enough stuff that a stoner residence in uni wouldn’t be able to finish.
Viva Mexico!
Mix Rico Y varidito.
This is all in Spanish, I can read it somewhat due to speaking French. There seem to be corn peanuts, corn chips, some flaming red tubes that I predict will give a flaming red tube tomorrow morning.
The fire red tubes are fucking delicious, they are hot as fuck and I like it. Watching football while drinking beer with this snack bag is a-ok. The issue for Mrs. Cola is that the flaming dust from the tubes have rubbed off on everything. The cornnuts are kind of sweet and I personally don’t mind the hot dust on them. Mrs Cola was having some but the red dust permeates everything. The bag says four types of snaxx in here and we can only find 3. We may be missing the “Cacahuates Estilo Japones Extremo” Can’t find them anywhere in the bag. I definitely would buy these again although tomorrow morning will be interesting I imagine.
Duvalin Bi Sabor Pink and Brown!
So I have a nut allergy. The next up is a pudding we think that had a hazelnut on the cover. There were indeed English ingredients and no mention of nuts. Mrs. Cola was still not comfortable in serving me these.”You can fucking have it but get your epipen out.” It’s so artificial it probably doesn’t have anything in it.
There are 18 in a box and we have 2. One of them is pink, and you get wee plastic spatulas with them. “Oooh its very sticky” was the 1st comment from Mrs. Cola. “It would be great with animal crackers, which will totally be your new high snack.” There are 18 Packets in a box which seems a bit excessive. They are fucking rocket fuel. Holy shit so much sugar!!!!!!!!! I really can’t see how you would give these to a child. Mrs Cola thinks it is just like Dunkaroos, which are apparently served to children daily. I didn’t get things like these when I was growing up.
/just had with animal crackers. They are bloody delicious.
Note: Animal Crackers are my go to toddler snack. I 100% eat more than my son.
Puebla Sweet Potato thing
We looked at it, and had no idea what the hell these were. It looked like a pork sausage. The labeling was rudimentary and mysterious. We opened it, gave it the smell check, sweet, a bit of smoke. We had to look up what it actually was.
The traditional sweet potato candy from Puebla. I was extremely happy that this was included in the Snaxx package. The whole beginning of this is that I selected a SexiMexi futbol team after on of BallsofSteele’s Liga Mx Preview. I selected ClubPuebla due to mediocrity, beauty of area and that they had a Canadian striker. (Who has now since moved to Vancouver).
Chewy, softer in the middle than I thought but definitely tasted of sweet potato. It got better as I progressed. I assume this comes in different variations and I believe I would prefer more of a coconut blend. We split the first one and I was pretty high and I would have to be the same level with nothing else left from the Mexi-box (heh) in order for me to eat the other one he sent.
GIVE ME MORE FROSTING!
Canasta – Sabor Rompope
Chocolate parcels that look like a steroided up Rolo? I am in. Without looking up what they were supposed to taste like I dove in. These were way sweeter than I thought that they would be. Kind of have a bit of rum taste to them and you can only have a few due to the sweetness. I looked it up and they are Egg-Nog flavoUr. I sure as hell didn’t know that was a thing down there as I would think heat and Egg Nog would not be palatable. At first I though that I didn’t like them, as I am not a fan of the Nog, but throughout the week I would walk by and have one or two and the box emptied quickly.
Part 2 SexiMexi Snaxx coming soon.
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Futbol is stupid and it makes me angry basically every weekend. I support mediocre teams and it plays with my emotions far more than it should.
What do we have this morning, besides caffeine and thc?
The Decilitre fixture (as he is up at 5 am each day you see) is…. Chelsea v Burnley? God dammit. I guess I will watch Hoarders.
The next up is Foxy Footy v Leeds. This should actually be an entertaining fixture. I think Leicester is very up and down. (Fulham beat them) Leeds however is a thin squad and Bielsa runs them into the ground. I also believe that the English media fellates Bielsa heavily and he gets a free pass on many errors. His back four is shit but “the Bielsa way” should be adopted by all. Fuck that.
OOOOh next is Fronk’s upstart Hammers v Liverpool. Do it Fronk! We are all behind you as this clubhouse haz no Reds supporters.
Brighton v Spurs closes things out in England, because of the timeline Brighton thumps Tottenham by 6 and really buries the London Jaguras.
What else we got? A whole bunch of mediocrity. No stellar matchups in Europe. I will probably gamble on something due to my addiction but c’est la vie.
As we are approaching the offseason I hope you are looking forward to Yeah Right’s Sunday gravy, I know I am. I still use his recipe for the base of my “mother sauce” all the time.
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