2020 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)

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I’ve never kept the NEXT GENERATION STATS on Quotables because, though I think there may be some interesting nuggets on the trends, no one writes me a check to keep them. That said, I think Matt Stafford feels like the most gif’ded player we present on here. I’m sure we’ve done at least a couple good clips of Stafford getting crushed (the “Fat Stafford” series, to be presented at the next [ÐF⌈Årtsh⌉Ô]) but it’s nice to see his career maturing to captions about how he’s looking to replace franchise quarterbacks. I’d talk more trash but he’s gonna be worth a couple hundred million when his three playoff appearance career is over.

Anyways, that’ll do it for my word count. Here are your Week 1 Quotables submissions and results are below.


“Hey everybody, Gruden might try to high-five us, so you can’t be too careful.” -WhyEaglesWhy

“The Texans (?) logo would like to apologize for its role in this incident involving a Raven’s running back…” -LemonJello

“Having fins instead of arms makes tackling much harder.” -Game Time Decision

“I haven’t seen a Chief take a shot like that since Jovan Belcher.” – nomonkeyfun

“ANY GOOD HOOKER IN DALLAS KNOWS YOU JUMP RIGHT ON ANY BALLS ON THE GROUND YEEHAW I AM FUCKING CRAZY” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Prettiest balls in Chicago since Sexy Rexy” – BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Yakety Sax refuses to take part in this.” – LemonJello

“Impregnates in a new town” -Game Time Decision

“Can I include this in my portfolio for my requested forthcoming trade after Aaron is gone, Mr. Gutekunst? After all it shows I can clearly throw to the green jerseys.” -ArmedandHammered

 

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ooooooh, a twofer! And here I thought I only venmod Sharky this week.

Downfield Matriculator

Fat Staffords abound, but also both versions of Manning Face!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Good work, people.

Game Time Decision

slaps everyone on the ass
HARD

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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