I’ve never kept the NEXT GENERATION STATS on Quotables because, though I think there may be some interesting nuggets on the trends, no one writes me a check to keep them. That said, I think Matt Stafford feels like the most gif’ded player we present on here. I’m sure we’ve done at least a couple good clips of Stafford getting crushed (the “Fat Stafford” series, to be presented at the next [ÐF⌈Årtsh⌉Ô]) but it’s nice to see his career maturing to captions about how he’s looking to replace franchise quarterbacks. I’d talk more trash but he’s gonna be worth a couple hundred million when his three playoff appearance career is over.
Anyways, that’ll do it for my word count. Here are your Week 1 Quotables submissions and results are below.