AFL Beat 2026 – Round 1 Recap!

ballsofsteelandfury - March 18, 2026March 18, 20265

The AFL season is finally underway for ALL teams as the ones that missed it last week finally got to play. If you guessed that a losing coach this week said the ones that played last week had an unfair advantage, please go ahead and claim your prize. Let's

The Healing Power of Low Expectations: Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - March 17, 2026March 17, 2026130

OK. The cuts have been made, the biggest free agents have been signed, the majority of blockbuster trades have been made (and rescinded). The next 5 weeks are going to be utterly fucking brutal for the demographic that tends to haunt this site, i.e. smart enough to realize mock drafts, pro

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - March 17, 2026March 17, 202678

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. Haven't been around much lately, life and work and

Your “I Don’t Like Mondays” Open Thread

scotchnaut - March 16, 202674

I'm not talking about the song, I'm talking about getting absolutely snowed under. The snow was up to my waist, bears and deer were huddled together, racists forgot about their cock-eyed leanings, snowmobiles ruled the back country, bread sold for pretty much the same price, (because in a small town,

Monday Morning Mock Draft: All Dressed, Father

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Horatio Cornblower - March 16, 2026March 16, 202697

Guten Tag, drones. I'm whipping this up at 11:24 pm EST, not because I forgot about it but because out 14-year-old cat deigned to sit on my lap as I watched the USA-Dominica game, (the Dominicans got absolutely hosed on the called 3rd strike, and that umpire needs to be investigated

2026 Oscars, Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

Don T - March 15, 2026March 15, 202695

Hola, hola. I’m so glad to be here, among many film buffs and fans in one of these… Let’s say, one of these Distraction OasEs during peak offseason dread and blehs. There will be no fitbaw negativity here tonight. In fact, let me be the first one to extend, to

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Asian Chili Garlic Shrimp and Random Store Bought Product Review!

yeah right - March 15, 2026March 15, 2026100

Good morning again all Welcome. It's Oscar Sunday, Selection Sunday, final round of the Player's Championship and the semi-finals get started in the World Baseball Classic. That's one hell of a Sunday line-up for you. Got a pretty fun one for you today. Hope you've all noticed how we've been alternating our choice

Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group G

ballsofsteelandfury - March 14, 2026March 14, 2026125

Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either way, I can now crank these out and be ahead of the game. While Hippo may choose to ignore this year's tournament to be held in the

Everybody Point and Laugh At Spurs Thread

King Hippo - March 14, 2026March 14, 2026155

No doubt everybody has had that dream, where they are in the office, going about a mundane day's work. Then, all of a sudden, one comes to realize that one is doing all this...buck ass nekkid. It's not a pleasant feeling, even after one realizes "it was only a dream,

Sexy Friday – 20260313

Mr. Ayo - March 13, 2026March 13, 2026163

TGIF! It's Friday the 13th again? That seems like 4 months straight. Just kidding, it was only last month. February does things like that. Word Count Filler Time We don't post nudes pictures here, but we can talk about it. Here's a few quotes from famous folks on nudity. "Take off all of