Sexy Friday, Conference Championships edition

ballsofsteelandfury - January 22, 2021January 19, 2021108

There are only 3 games left in the season! I was going to type that I was surprised that the season actually kept going until the end but then I realized that the NFL has never cared about the safety of its players after they leave the league so

2020 Quotables – Divisional Round (Results)

blaxabbath - January 22, 2021January 22, 202122

Ah! I meant to use this Friday's Quotables results post to talk about the early January announcement that Children of Bodom lead man, Alexi Laiho, passed away sometime in December. Now, I'm not the musiciophile around here that many of you are -- in fact, I'm well on the opposite

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: A New Day Dawns

Sharkbait - January 22, 2021January 22, 202112

January is all about new beginnings right? This year it certainly is for me. New Year, new house, new president. What is a more fitting metaphor than a rising sun? Exactly. Now that I have a fully armed and operational battle station bar at my disposal again, I thought it was appropriate

Your “No Disrespect Dammit!” Thursday Open Thread

Don T - January 21, 2021January 21, 2021167

[Banner via Mar-a-Lago live feed] Next Sunday is Championship Sunday, the best sports day of the year, I think. But with its high highs comes the Wile E. Coyote plummet. Come next Monday, it’s the Superb Owl and then The Emptiness of Life* until August, interrupted by signings and the Draft.

BattleBots Beat: Cue Lazer Light Show!

Senor Weaselo - January 21, 2021January 20, 20213

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2aUD0Rgwho Catscratch was an underrated show and deserved more than one season. DON'T AT ME. (Unfortunately Doug TenNapel… yeah.) Welcome back to the Beat! Last time, there was salt, and anger, and arguably the worst win of the season, by a bot that I currently have as a top 3 seed! The

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: William Chaloner

The Maestro - January 21, 2021January 20, 202111

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! As a scammer, appearances are everything. Substance is always, always secondary to style. If you look good out there, you're gonna feel good out there. And when you feel good - you're gonna make it bigtime.

Less Than Elite and Wednesday Night Open Thread

Joliet Jake Delhomme - January 20, 2021January 20, 2021174

It appears I have been doing this silly little column for 6 months. As I stated in the comments last week: "As the poster boy for not thinking I deserve to write for this site, you have my permission to write for this site". The content monster must be fed.

GET THE F*CK OUT! Your “Our Long National Nightmare” Is…Well, Not As Bad As It Has Been Open Thread

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - January 20, 2021January 20, 2021331

While our comments section can get highly political at times, we here at DFO generally try not to do political posts. We're here for football and other, lesser, sports, dick jokes, and soft-core porn. Politics, other than that it involves people getting fucked, does not fit that vibe. Today is,

The D of S, Vol. II: The Earthly Paradise

Senor Weaselo - January 20, 2021January 20, 202113

Night on top of the mountain of Purgatory. tWBS: So, what's gonna happen? Senor: Beats me. After all, I'm not gonna be with you. All I can do is watch. tWBS: Wait, seriously? You can't come and watch? But which commenter's going to escort me through all of Heaven? Senor: Why would you want

Tuesday nights open threads

Game Time Decision - January 19, 2021January 19, 202189

What up all? As always, I hope you're as well as can be considering all the shit going on in the world these days. I try to stay away from politics, but only one more sleep until there's a new president, so that's a plus, i think. I'm hoping it's

2020 Quotables – Divisional Round (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 19, 2021January 18, 202153

Did you all miss Wild Card Weekend Quotables? Yeah, that's right. I de-platformed the NFL for adding two unnecessary teams to the playoffs. You know what the NFL needs to do to make the game more interesting? Rip off that salary cap, let Elon buy the Chargers, and eliminate shoulder

Eventual Balls Thoughts XLIII

ballsofsteelandfury - January 19, 2021January 18, 202115

So, good news and bad news. On the good news front, the AFL is starting up again with the AFLW season starting next week! That means that I will be using this timeslot for the AFL Beat! We are also doing another Tipping Contest for AFLW! Click the link