Your “It Can’t Really Be That Hard, Can It?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: In honour of the passing of Ennio Morricone, I present to you a triptych of emotions: (press play) The good: Patrick Mahomes is as happy as a guy worth nearly a half-billion dollars could be. "I'm just glad I get to continue building this legacy in Kansas City," Mahomes

Your matchday 34 EPL Lesser Footy thread: Important games are being played today

Hello Lesser Footy fans!   Welcome to the start of Match day 34 in the EPL.   We have 3 games on today's menu and all are extremely important.   Match 1A: The Relegation Bowl (1PM EST)     This is a match between two teams that have a combined 1 tie and 9 losses over their last 10.

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 5

This week... Schedule?  What schedule? The Cats didn't fuck up a momentous occasion and there are no more unbeaten teams left in the competition   Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! This was yet another interesting week.  Remember how last week the AFL issued the schedule for Rounds 6 and 7? Well, the COVID-19 situation in

Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: The big news is Patrick Mahomes agreeing to a 10-year, $450 million extension with the Chiefs. It's a total of $477.6 million over the next 12 seasons. The injury guarantee is $140 million. Mike Trout had previously held the record for the largest professional contract when he signed

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Steak Diane.

Good morning everybody. Happy 4th of July Weekend! Since we're all encouraged to remain home and not host a gathering with anyone outside of our household I recommend that you all stay home, drink refreshing adult beverages and grill the fuck out of things. I believe I'll do the same. Hell, maybe you'll

An Imaginary Pretend Man City Tribute…Plus MOAR!

Welcome to July (or Jew-LIE!!!! if from Mississippi), with Lesser Footy now back in full swing.  Most of the fixtures are even watchable now! First, a tribute.  Pretend Man City (2048-49 season) just signed a shit-hot new Keeper, England's #1 at the age of 23.  He's 6'4" and Black Like Me

Request Line: Radio

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER lies on his side on the couch, snoring heavily.  He is hugging to his chest a large jar that is half-full of a clear(ish) liquid.  The distillation apparatus he has built has clearly been deemed as "operational".   DJ 3000: [throws a blanket over him] YOU