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Recent Posts
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-8
WE are in pre-season! The Hall of Fame was, apparently, perfectly cromulent. WE, of course, did not watch a minute, but WE heard good…
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Continuing the Whimsy – Divisions North Preview
Hoo-wee, y’all. We done got us some YANKEES inside-a this establishment. AFC North A study in contrasts. Balmer decided to summon a mighty shaking…
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Sexy Friday – 20260807
TGIF! That methadone hit yesterday was great! Or so I was told. I don’t mess with preseason football except reading about it from folks…
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Request Line: Immobilized
EXT. KDFO RADIO STATION PARKING LOT – DAY A Waymo vehicle pulls into the parking lot and comes to a stop in front of…



