Hatingly hating the hater hater’s hate: A Tuesday Open thread

Apologies for the lateness of this thread, some idiot decided to drive into some other people's cars on the highway.  While they did generate many negative feelings among the thousands of people stuck in the resulting traffic, which is totally on-brand for Hate Week, it did delay this post. While I

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

Nothing like a good dose of corporate sleaze to remind us all what's important in this life. After some basketball star (et al) dies, Planters pulls an ad featuring the death of Mr. Peanut. Notably, it included neither a helicopter crash nor Kobe Bryant. But in the interest of all of

“C*ck Weasel” and Other Terms of Affection: Your Monday of Hate Week 2020 Open Thread

Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020. Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual toxins of the Season That Was and preparing ourselves for the new and exciting toxins to come. Today, I present my List of Unpopular Opinions. Feel free to

Hate Week 2020 Retrospective: Revisiting My Disasterous 49ers Preview

Welcome, everyone- it's Hate Week 2020 at DFO!  It is my third-favorite time of the football year, trailing only Draftsmas Eve and P*triots Schadenfreude Day.  Hate Will See Us Through. And there are so many, many things I loathe with a great and abiding passion. The P*triots. Alt-Nazis. People who don't pronounce

A Confidence is Lost

banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer's ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: "Hey everybody, I'm home!" Maria: "Hi Coach! Welcome home!" Beansie: "EEEEEKK!" CZ: "Man, it's good to be home but I tell ya, I wouldn't mind being in Miami right now doing some game prep." Maria: "You know Coach. You had a

Your “I Don’t Give A Crap” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Earlier today, King Hippo  posted something called Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition.  Perhaps he is better versed in the English language than myself, considering what I titled THIS piece.  Them law talking dudes can be tricky sometimes. But regardless of my lack of couth, we all had some fun earlier today on

Your “Was I Snoring Too Loud?” Friday Evening Open Thread

This week's theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. You can't prove anything!!!!!!! Frankly, when the suggestion was made, I was ashamed of myself that I hadn't already thought of it myself.  Honestly. IMHO there are very few things that are

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