Week 2 was The One Where Everyone Died.
Week 3 was The One Where Everyone Derped.
[Closed captions for the hard-of-Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem presiding]
Did you ever wonder what that Most Evil Superb Owl [Falcons-P*triots] would be like, if only a series of ridiculous
Where were we? Okay, Dead Johnny, a WW2 vet (though he is only 24 years old or so) and hobo, wears a red bandana for 'good luck' and as a reminder of his dead war buddy. He's headed to New Goshen, Indiana for a meetup. Let's let another character in
Five games to choose from! Let's do this!
TO THE GAMES!
"WILL COACH GASE MAKE IT TO WK. 8?" I mean, he's gotta be the first guy shown the door, right? Between his own gase-ness and the injury bug taking up residence at the training facility he's got a hard kettle of
Because there seem to be so many of them we'll go directly-
TO THE GAMES!
Rook rb Moss is out with a toe ouchie so the problem for Coach McDermott now becomes, "How do I limit Singletary to under 20 touches? Hmmm...". He'll find a way.
I was thinking Pats for survivor because
It's important in life to have an understanding of your place in the world. Right now, my home province of British Columbia is having an election. The current premier, John Horgan
decided that, with his approval ranking of 70% versus other Canadian premiers, he would break the fixed-date election law &
That's right, y'all. The SEC is back, and with a glorious 10-game league schedule. Finally, a fall Sabado that actually feels like a doggone Sabado!
But first, you get another Premier League morning, kicking off with United away to Brighton (7:30, NBCSN). This is...not ideal timing for the Trash Birds, with
Recently, I discovered that one of our very own commentists has a hidden talent for finding pictures of hot chicks on the Internet. No, it's not Moose or Unsurprised or Spur or even Brocky! It's Joliet Jake Delhomme!
His recent posts on the open threads have inspired me and
INTERIOR - SOFI STADIUM LOCKER ROOM, LOS ANGELES, CA - SUNDAY AFTERNOON
[LOCKER ROOM DOOR FLIES OPEN]
DR. DAVID CHAO: [Visibly stumbling] HI [hic] EVERYSSBODYSSS!
[The locker room is empty and offers no response]
DR. DAVID CHAO: Oh, a little [hic] alonesh time for the [hic] Doctor and hsssh patient! [Pulls out flask and
I've never kept the NEXT GENERATION STATS on Quotables because, though I think there may be some interesting nuggets on the trends, no one writes me a check to keep them. That said, I think Matt Stafford feels like the most gif'ded player we present on here. I'm sure we've
A successful trip to socially distantly see family in NH last weekend meant two things: 1) Legal sports betting (PRAISE GAMBLOR!) and 2) Cheap booze! A quick pitstop at the liquor store before heading to my father in law's resulted in a nice re-supply for my bar. I also (finally)
The scene: The Wasteland of the post-apocalyptic future, where Brocky is hard at work, filling in dirt and rocks beneath the wheels of Doktor Zymm’s RV, which is stuck nose-first in the sand after it crashed into the desert. Brocky had previously spent some time digging PK out from under
A special/limited edition Pepsi can goes to the winner! That strikes me as a half-decent marketing gimmick-good job soul-less international corporation.
I wasn't too happy drafting 5th in a couple of leagues this year but it turns out it was one of a few sweet spots this year considering who has