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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Steal This Draft!
Guten Tag, drones. This week, inspired by the recent Sunday Gravys featuring all that art, we’re going to be drafting heists. No, these drafts…
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Mundial Día 4: Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Buenas, buenas. Oof. Let me dim the lights a little. I missed the majority of yesterday’s action on account of a most joyous family…
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Paris: Musée National Picasso. HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD!
Did I see a Rembrandt, a Michelangelo? Why no, I did not. Every building in France has the most spectacular visage ever conceived. Perhaps…
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World Cup Saturday Night #1!
She was halfway through her third post-coital cigarette when she looked at him sleeping like a baby. “¡Tengo hambre! ¿A qué hora empieza el…