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Recent Posts
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Musings and Queries – Kicking Off EPL 2026-27
Thank fuck, the methadone drip speeds up a bit this weekend! First, the matches. We get an early glimpse at just-how-fucked-are-newly-promoted-Hull, home to Men…
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Sexy Friday – 20260821
TGIF! Preseason is well underway. You only need to look at the long list of injuries that are piling up at alarming rates. Just…
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Request Line: Sing-Along Anthems
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY DJ 3000′ and the PRODUCER are standing above a hospital bed where HUNTER RENFROW lays plugged into a VR…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: R&R
Holy damn what I week. I feel like I’ve been saying that a lot lately, but it’s true. But thankfully things should be calming…