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Full Void Open Thread
The Void is offically upon us. The Void is gonna linger, much like a cabbage fart in a stuck elevator. Seriously, I have absolutely…
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Sexy Friday – 20260605
TGIF! We’re halfway through the year! And the offseason! And the NBA’s alien is playing a game soon. Let’s get going. Word Count Filler…
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Request Line: Fractions, Ratios, and Percentages
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Cold open into the DFO studio, where DJ 3000′ is leaning up against the wall, hovering over the eufy…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Experimentation!
Welcome back dear friends! This week I’m tackling something I’ve wanted to try since last summer a drink involving some leftover pickling brine from…



