Tuesday Open Thread: Luck, Conscientious Objectors, and Panamanian Punk

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Andrew Luck is out at least two weeks for a lacerated kidney (via all the Internet). Matt Hasselbeck Fantasy Owners now dominate the straw man population of sports scolds everywhere. Because the non-Colts AFC South fan contingent might as well not exist.
Well, Texans fans cheered when Matt Schaub got injured in Houston during that pick-6 bonanza (from memory; may Google it later). So dammit, we’re here, and we’re worthy of scorn. Though unpopular, sometimes vilified, our beliefs are firm. Call us the NFL’s conscientious objectors.
This is an open thread. Ignore this contrived intro. But in honor of Luck and Keenan Allen, “Siempre te llevo en mi riñón” by Los Rabanes: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dHUtWtuh6w0

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My dog will stuff his face as close to your hand if you cook if you are anyone but me. He behaved today, got like an 1/8th of my plate of nachos

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Rachel Bilson for no one

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Nobody will be awake for at least 4 hours? I am gonna make breakfast nachos with no one to judge

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am up like every other time I drank, as usual 5 hours early. Today I woke up not drunover, just still shitfaced

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I had a job slicing vegetables and fruits with a clock in time of 5 am. I couldn’t stand it then, Now I am just up in time by default

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Pet the kitty. Pettttttt the kitty. Pet the kitty.

All those yoga fuckers are missing out. This is how you achieve inner peace.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

http://data.whicdn.com/images/32747503/large.gif

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Were you assholes aware that there is an Ice Footbaw player named McBain? How is he not our official not-footbaw mascot?

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Brick Meathook

I, for one, was not aware of this. And I am quite the asshole, thank you.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Also: Chad Johnson (G- BUF)

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Brick Meathook

YOUR MOM
http://i.imgur.com/Uk2GjJw.jpg

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

comment image?w=650

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yjltkE7qIc

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Brick Meathook

http://i.imgur.com/eBh2v4w.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a22aRtHY1qf5do9o1_500.gif

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Brick Meathook

http://i.imgur.com/Ls4Bri9.jpg

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

http://thefw.com/files/2013/07/Aubrey-Plaza-Parks-and-Rec.gif

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You only get this because google doesn’t understand Rachel Bilson and Aubrey Plaza are separate people. I might also like the gif

http://i.imgur.com/3xE7TAK.gif

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blordinaryfagicmox

What is the fucking point of putting censored music videos on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km1p2-SB-WE

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km1p2-SB-WE

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Still have no idea what this is from

http://31.media.tumblr.com/dfb4ddaec437aa5fa360ed08f5cfdf21/tumblr_mpuh3rcL3Y1qhyze4o1_250.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What the?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/520b953a0cbe4da1fc8580c5d6528062/tumblr_nwa0hsLASd1r9e585o1_250.gif

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blordinaryfagicmox

12 is too young for an ipad

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No shit! Apparently it is not too young to be cray-cray.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki5KsuP3mzM

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

One more RHCP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvVVGwOso-g&list=RDgvVVGwOso-g#t=14

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Brick Meathook

Oh Wonder Woman, if you had only been on my submarine… we not only would have won the war but you would have also been a very happy lady indeed.

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Brick Meathook

That looks like when we had a new Chief Engineer and he got blown by differential air pressure through the water-tight door between Machinery 2 and the Engineroom, right in front of the entire M-Division (including me). I gotta tell ya, we all just stared. Amateur mistake.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Damn the torpedoes.

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Brick Meathook

Naw, Weaponettes lived at the front end of the boat; I was an Engineer, we lived at the ass end.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Machinery 2 and the Engineroom” Yah! I figuured that was in de back, yah.

I just wanted to type that.

http://www.schillerinstitute.org/educ/hist/eiw_this_week/images/Admiral_Farragut.jpg

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Brick Meathook

I’m glad I softballed you that.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What in the Farragut is you talkin’ ’bout?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Although, secretly I was hoping you were on one of those new fangled front wheel drive boats.

http://image.e-nenpi.com/article_images/201307/201506/576850.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The Amityville Horror (1979) | Margot Kidder

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4ecce90039b6531076c770af53623496/tumblr_nd1ux3kBdj1tdo66yo1_400.gif

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Brick Meathook

oldie but a goodie
http://i.imgur.com/ze9ReDz.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Is that one your favorite?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/8a131678e39e728ea64339e4324aecdb/tumblr_npss37eMSg1qf5do9o1_500.gif

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Brick Meathook

Moose: Charles Rodrigues, Sam Gross, and Charles Addams will never ever get old to me.

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Brick Meathook

But yeah I love the catheter cartoon.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

All star list, but Rodrigues has some laugh the next day stuff.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What I’m sayin’ is between those three there is a shit-ton (metric) of material. It’s not every day you get your dick sucked by a toothless organ grinder’s monkey…….

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Brick Meathook

Moose, I am going to keep posting Charles Rodrigues cartoons until you love him as much as I do. Prepare your mind accordingly.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think I said that; I keep old Penthouses and Playboys FOR HIS CARTOONS!

*Well, partly because the other pages are stuck together.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

To bring you down from Nitro. My favorite song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4-0TNkFH28

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxS7a7GDqt0

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WCS

SOON

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Am I allowed to go to old Offspring music after this? I have like 3 songs lined up in my head. It will be 5 songs at least, starting with Nitro and may end with it

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Nitro was a theme in many of my hockey locker rooms before games. All on me for that.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I would think you are allowed to put down whatever tune you want. Here is my 8-track; just put in your favorite tapes.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

The site ate the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taspcBxs48Q

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am bored with this already. Going to RHCP music

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That worked. I’m awake now.

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Don T

Fair enough. Got work soon.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Woke me up too.

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Brick Meathook

I used to work with a girl from Texas who looked just like Linda Carter. I never dated her, nor even had physical contact of any kind with her, to the best of my recollection. I did see her once soaking in a hot tub.

I have few regrets in my life, but that sure as shit is one of them.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Oh this one’s going to get some run. I’m thinking “Oh No He Di-in’t” Owl

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Could also go with the tune I posted above, but I like your idea. When someone says “What? Too soon?”

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mii5JhWO1qb1g04o5_250.gif

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln05vw18DB1qcjzcm.gif

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You guys already know I hate you all more than my adopted pup, so one more update before I try to be witty or relevant or just get lazy and post boobs. Tried again to get him to move. Still seizing slightly so that failed. I be checking in to see if he is ok all night. No more updates unless he gets worse

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Sorry mate.

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blordinaryfagicmox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CL6n0FJZpk&list=RD_CL6n0FJZpk

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ballsofsteelandfury

Well, the WSOP was anticlimactic.

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WCS

Oh, men. Men. MEN. It’s that glorious time of the year when there’s a football game on every night of the week. Tonight in #MACtion has Antonio Brown’s Central Michigan Chippewas playing host to the Rockets of Toledo.

Toledo raced out to a 21-0 lead by the midpoint of the second quarter, only to see CMU get to within 21-17 in the fourth. However, a short touchdown run from the Chips has it 28-17 with less than six to play.
Hey, you gotta watch something when you’re at the gym, and I’d rather put my foot in a blender and hit “Frappe” than watch whatever iteration of The Voice or Survivor is on.

After I shower (post-workout shower is hands down the best shower), I’ll be finishing All the President’s Men. I think it’s also worth pointing out that Sean Hannity lauds G. Gordon Liddy as a “true American patriot” every time Liddy is on his show.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[has let wife commandeer the TV and as such is watching The Voice right now]

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Rookie move. Even when there’s nothing on, you gotta keep your Remote Hand strong.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://49.media.tumblr.com/fca837ce74a37b2f8f65ff827275595a/tumblr_npsrymJnwd1qf5do9o1_500.gif

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King Hippo

Barn raisin’ muthafucka couldn’t lacerate his spleen BEFORE he fucked my Donks up? In the spirit of the evening, THANKS OBAMA!!!!11111

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ballsofsteelandfury

Didn’t the Main Event pot use to be bigger?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Main Event Weed

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I failed on my attempt to just stay up all night/day. Made it to like 4 and just crashed. I was up in time to not have a The Flash online but that resolved itself fairly quick. Also found my dog having another seizure. Minor one but he couldn’t/wouldn’t go outside and I got mocked for caring by my dad. He snuck in like a couple things and a voice tone that let the pups know he loved him but mostly mocking. Dog just took in the good things.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Anybody else watching poker?

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ballsofsteelandfury

I am.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well, I was, now I’m not (the wife’s home). Sorry to be a tease.

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King Hippo

I used to really, really like watching poker. Then all of a sudden, I quit watching altogether. And I have no idea why.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am with Hippo, but if it is on WatchESPN I might turn it on, if WatchESPN decides to work for once

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Don T

Me too. It’s way too much strategy, chock full of drama, but no action. Unless property deeds, wedding rings, watches, shirts, or hair could be bet.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

in the rear.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Liquor in the front.

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SonOfSpam

My wife and daughter are watching Bravo. I am drinking. (RedHook Long Hammer, nothing great, but it’s here.)

On the other hand, my TY Hilton early-round pick looks pretty good right now.

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Don T

Shit cable, cooking wine or else, and Republican debate Twitter. I have to plan better when I apartment sit at my mom’s.
/Looks squinty-eyed at Jesus portrait

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SonOfSpam

My late aunt had a kickass Jesus portrait that was a little sexy. Hopefully now she’s hanging out with him, or at least in line behind the velvet rope.

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Don T

My mom’s is pious, non-judgmental, blonde locks Jesus. So definitely sexy AND approachable. Only a handful of mortals can pull that off.

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Don T

Only sometimes I may
Feel that I want you.
But you my love,
Will always be,
In my kidney.
Oh oh
Ay buro bop bop boro
Lookie my lil’ darling
I got you in my kidney.
Ay buro bop bop boro
Hey mamacita
You’re in my kidney.
Weeeep
It’s because some times
I may feel that I want you.
O op
/And so on…

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