I will speak softly, presuming all are hungover and depressed at the prospects of the pending Clemson/Bama national final. Anyway, these are today’s exhibitions.
Terrible Faux-Australian Steak Bowl – Northwestern vs. Tennessee (Noon, ESPN2)
My general take would be that the Mildcats are less bad than the Vols, but one must admit that the SEC has done significantly better than expected in the exhibition season so far. Maybe it will be entertaining, at least.
Citrus Bowl – Michigan vs. Florida (1:00, ABC)
I don’t know what the line is, but for fuck’s sake, BET THE UNDER.
Fiesta Bowl – Notre Dame vs. Ohio State (1:00, ESPN)
Serious, giant earthquake. If there was ever a time we needed you more, I sure as fuck can’t remember it.
Rose Bowl – Stanford vs. Iowa (5:00, ESPN)
Finally, a game that one can feel good about watching, and perhaps the white knuckle period of your hangovers will at least be over. And NO, I will not call it “the Rose Bowl game” as I don’t give two fucks about your parade. Too bad Stanford couldn’t have been in the semifinals, maybe we could have had one game that didn’t suck hind teat.
Sugar Bowl – Oklahoma State vs. Ole Miss (8:30, ESPN)
The grand finale of your sporting 1 January. There Will Be Offense. And not just because of Johnny Reb’s confederacy-lovin’ supporters. Or those really bizarre orange BDSM paddles the Pokes fans always bring with them.
Sherlock was awesome.
The new one on PBS? I recorded it, so….
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Hey, Mountain Dew Baja Blast is pretty good!
You are one sick man……
I’ve posted this before, but it’s awesome, and if you ain’t down with hip hop oompa loompas, you ain’t my friend. Also, I am drunk and going to sleep because I do things tomorrow. I need to do at least one of a few things. Have more sex, have some opiates(this isn’t going to happen, I have no hookups), stab the creepy guy at my bar.
I feel like there aren’t enough sentences with “hip hop oompa loompas” in them. This needs rectifying.
Good luck on your quest to “do stuff,” although in any decent sized city, if you can’t find opiates, it’s more from a lack of trying than a lack of interest. G’nite.
We gon try this one mo time:
and if doesn’t work, here’s the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orOPmnLSpZc
Copy the embed code, not the URL.
Did that, every time I do, it fails horribly. Could be a Chrome thing, but I haven’t investigated enough to really care yet.
Huh, weird, mine seem to work.
The embed code doesn’t work for me either.
Maybe not the most empowering message, but I still like Gangsta Boo
Can the Big 12 be relegated to divsion II already?
http://cdn2.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/The-Office-Embarrassed.gif
“Me? In a Michael Bay Benghazi movie? No. Not me. Must be someone else.”
I thought it was going to be on an upcoming episode of Big Rich Texas
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Purple hair sorta works for me:
The blue washes out pretty quick, and it fades to pink.
Pink hair works, too. Any sort of “this shit ain’t natural,” actually.
Oh yeah!
Angel of Death done come for all the good Bowl games:
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Death be not proud.
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“I’m, like, Death n’stuff? And, like, someone kinda died near here, right? And I have to pick him up, only, like, I’m sooooo lost, and I left the house without, like, clothes? Can you help me?”
yeah, punting on 4th 1 down 4 TDs will get you RIGHT back in it. Dumb playsheet against his pubes motherfucker.
Of course SI just wrote a long article about how the Big 12 isn’t being taken seriously by the bowl committee. Wonder if they’ll revisit that after today?
So since the TCU QB dun goofed, anyone think that’ll be a bargain for some NFL team looking for a QB
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2016 Cleveland Browns starting QB!
kdi just doesnt git it imho nfl teams need a guy like TIM TEBOW notg a mefirst boy like Teryvon Boyken imho #Trump2016
The sheriff is near
This scene will NEVER not be funny:
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What is that from?
Was he OK?
Of course; he got up, rubbed some dirt on it, and walked it off, muttering, “bones heal, chicks dig scars, but glory is forever…”
The Cabin in the Woods.
Utah/Stanford hoops on ESPNU. Tied with 9 minutes left. Not a work of art, but not halftime of 34-6 either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
Hooray Russian fake lesbians!
They’re probably not even real classmates.
I cannot masturbate to this pleasing musical arrangement of LIES!!
Holy shit Miley Cyrus is fucking buff as shit!!!
When did they make her a college football person???
Well at least they gave it to an a lineman. If you’re going to run up the score, at least go all out.
That was the fullback.
I thought the number was in the 70s
definitely a tackle. Twas legal because a lateral.
I could be wrong….but I thought it was the full back.
The Johnny Reb players might just as well fuck the Pokes’ girlfriends/mothers/brothers on the field at halftime. That’s about all they didn’t do that 2nd quarter.
Don’t blame her, she can’t help it.
Oh shit….
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God bless freckles.
“Win a Super Bowl and drive off in Hyundai”
I feel like only “win” should be in quotes there.
Bubba-down to twist the knife.
Damn…this has been a funny series…